Xbox One: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Xbox?
Xbox One: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.
ROTFL...
If only HAL had kinect...
"In the beginning, there was me!"