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JAY LENO EVISCERATES 'SNOOP OBAMA'
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| June 10th, 2013
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Posted on 06/10/2013 5:55:49 AM PDT by ConservativeMan55
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To: ConservativeMan55
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posted on
06/10/2013 5:57:25 AM PDT
by
Biggirl
("Jesus talked to us as individuals"-Jim Vicevich/Thanks JimV!)
To: ConservativeMan55
Leno’s going out with in a blaze of glory lol!
To: ConservativeMan55
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posted on
06/10/2013 5:58:05 AM PDT
by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
To: IbJensen
I love it. ‘Snoop’ Obama.
Leno will inevitably be called racist.
But he doesn’t care.
To: Biggirl
To: ConservativeMan55
Build a new network around Leno....the FOX Comedy Channel.
At least somebody needs to snag his writers when his run is done.
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:06:32 AM PDT
by
Sivad
(NorCal red turf)
To: Biggirl
And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about...
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:07:01 AM PDT
by
Hotlanta Mike
("Governing a great nation is like cooking a small fish - too much handling will spoil it." Lao Tzu)
To: ConservativeMan55
The funniest bit was the Christie clip.
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:07:04 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Sivad
Maybe Glenn could hire Leno on the Blaze!
To: ConservativeMan55
Hey Jay Leno ? here's a list you can use to get a head start on David Letterman...
1. If you know they are watching you it gives you a excuse to go and get a new hair doo, might as well look your Sunday best.
2. Don't have no one to talk to and feel alone ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have someone to talk to.
3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd option if no one else cares.
4. Start up a Big Brother Eavesdropping French Gourmet Show and will always have a listening audience.
5. Want to audition your singing voice and don't' have a listening audience ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have a listening audience to hear you and watch you 24/7.
6. Now you have a reason and excuse to tell your old worn out fishing stories for the 100th time to a listening audience.
7. You can be sure the system works and your data files are off to a undisclosed Utah location free of charge.
8. Just bought a very expensive Cuban Cigar and need a excuse to celebrate and smoke it ?
Why no problem !
With Big Brother watching you can look in the cam and say into the mic : " Hi Big Bro, it's nice that you stopped by and are listening "
Then you look in the cam and lite up that cigar and HELLO, HI , YOO HOO. ... now I feel I have company who has my undivided attention who loves me and cares.
9. Start your own reality Big Brother Spying Show with a ready made listening audiance.
10. You know someone and some offical in Washington and Utah in the regime is always thinking about you and cares.
To: ConservativeMan55
Hope Jay is not a Verizon customer.
To: American Constitutionalist
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:12:12 AM PDT
by
listenhillary
(Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
To: ConservativeMan55
Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:12:17 AM PDT
by
william clark
(Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Hotlanta Mike
" And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about... "
That's because the jokes write themselves.
To: Biggirl
“Jay Leno is ON FIRE!”
Leno no longer has a contract to worry about, and can finally say what he damn well wants to, without fear of ending his career, through attacks from the gay Hollywood Left.
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:14:00 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
(Well, it is what the Sheeple voted for....)
To: ConservativeMan55
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posted on
06/10/2013 6:15:40 AM PDT
by
alloysteel
(When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? - Jay Leno)
To: American Constitutionalist
Typo correction : 3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd opinion if no one else cares.
To: william clark
“Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.”
The regime will have Obamunists working over kettles of boiling water in the post office back rooms to steam open letters.
To: listenhillary
LOL !!! ROTFLMAF !! “ Yes we can “ ... “
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