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Hey Jay Leno ? here's a list you can use to get a head start on David Letterman...

1. If you know they are watching you it gives you a excuse to go and get a new hair doo, might as well look your Sunday best.

2. Don't have no one to talk to and feel alone ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have someone to talk to.

3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd option if no one else cares.

4. Start up a Big Brother Eavesdropping French Gourmet Show and will always have a listening audience.

5. Want to audition your singing voice and don't' have a listening audience ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have a listening audience to hear you and watch you 24/7.

6. Now you have a reason and excuse to tell your old worn out fishing stories for the 100th time to a listening audience.

7. You can be sure the system works and your data files are off to a undisclosed Utah location free of charge.

8. Just bought a very expensive Cuban Cigar and need a excuse to celebrate and smoke it ?
Why no problem !
With Big Brother watching you can look in the cam and say into the mic : " Hi Big Bro, it's nice that you stopped by and are listening "
Then you look in the cam and lite up that cigar and HELLO, HI , YOO HOO. ... now I feel I have company who has my undivided attention who loves me and cares.

9. Start your own reality Big Brother Spying Show with a ready made listening audiance.

10. You know someone and some offical in Washington and Utah in the regime is always thinking about you and cares.