JAY LENO EVISCERATES 'SNOOP OBAMA'

Foxnews ^ | June 10th, 2013 | N/A

[ConservativeMan55]

NBC's "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Friday night monologue. Jay hits the feds from all sides: the NSA surveillance scandal; the IRS targeting scandal and the agency's extravagant, million-dollar conferences; and the exploding national debt. Notice the difference in audience reaction for a Mitt Romney tax joke.

[Biggirl]

Jay Leno is ON FIRE!

[ConservativeMan55]

Leno’s going out with in a blaze of glory lol!

[IbJensen]

Snoop Dogg Obozo.

[ConservativeMan55]

I love it. ‘Snoop’ Obama.

Leno will inevitably be called racist.

But he doesn’t care.

[ConservativeMan55]

bump to that!

[Sivad]

Build a new network around Leno....the FOX Comedy Channel.
At least somebody needs to snag his writers when his run is done.

[Hotlanta Mike]

And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about...

[dead]

The funniest bit was the Christie clip.

[ConservativeMan55]

Maybe Glenn could hire Leno on the Blaze!

[American Constitutionalist]

Hey Jay Leno ? here's a list you can use to get a head start on David Letterman...


1. If you know they are watching you it gives you a excuse to go and get a new hair doo, might as well look your Sunday best.

2. Don't have no one to talk to and feel alone ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have someone to talk to.

3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd option if no one else cares.

4. Start up a Big Brother Eavesdropping French Gourmet Show and will always have a listening audience.

5. Want to audition your singing voice and don't' have a listening audience ? no problem, with Big Brother you will always have a listening audience to hear you and watch you 24/7.

6. Now you have a reason and excuse to tell your old worn out fishing stories for the 100th time to a listening audience.

7. You can be sure the system works and your data files are off to a undisclosed Utah location free of charge.

8. Just bought a very expensive Cuban Cigar and need a excuse to celebrate and smoke it ?
Why no problem !
With Big Brother watching you can look in the cam and say into the mic : " Hi Big Bro, it's nice that you stopped by and are listening "
Then you look in the cam and lite up that cigar and HELLO, HI , YOO HOO. ... now I feel I have company who has my undivided attention who loves me and cares.

9. Start your own reality Big Brother Spying Show with a ready made listening audiance.

10. You know someone and some offical in Washington and Utah in the regime is always thinking about you and cares.

[mmichaels1970]

Hope Jay is not a Verizon customer.

[listenhillary]

http://imgur.com/gallery/qjbtwIz

[william clark]

Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.

[American Constitutionalist]

" And they said they couldn’t find anything about Obama to joke about... "

That's because the jokes write themselves.

[tcrlaf]

“Jay Leno is ON FIRE!”

Leno no longer has a contract to worry about, and can finally say what he damn well wants to, without fear of ending his career, through attacks from the gay Hollywood Left.

[alloysteel]

Snoop Obama?

I like it.

[American Constitutionalist]

Typo correction : 3. With Big Brother listening you can always can get a 2nd opinion if no one else cares.

[Proud2BeRight]

“Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.”

The regime will have Obamunists working over kettles of boiling water in the post office back rooms to steam open letters.

[American Constitutionalist]

LOL !!! ROTFLMAF !! “ Yes we can “ ... “