“Hey, maybe this NSA business is actually a fiendishly clever way to reinvigorate the US Postal Service.”
The regime will have Obamunists working over kettles of boiling water in the post office back rooms to steam open letters.
They would just make it a felony to mail a sealed envelope. Use the glue... no 2nd amendment for you.
They already keep front and back images of every piece of mail through the system.
Yeah, but not as efficiently.
Besides, the number of Obamabots required for such work would vastly exceed the number who can actually read.