I’d suggest they put their heads between their legs and smooch their posterior goodbye... ok, not as to suggest anything obscene, but nodding? WHO COMES UP WITH THESE COCKAMAMIE IDEAS?
Who? Liberals believe that if you just show that you are harmless enough, the criminals will be satisfies with merely robbing and assaulting you.
“offered to host a crime prevention workshop.”
And teach the theoretical strategies currently proposed by the “experts” including non-judgmental defensive nodding.
the same ones that nod and whistle at crows in their garden....
I fire one shot..hang an offender on a stick and the crows seem to spend more time in the whistler and nodders garden next door...they always ask my secret...and I always tell ‘em...lead based fertilizer.....*W*...(they dont get it...but it gives them something to research on the Internet after they buy dinner...
Liberal bobbleheads.
I hate the way they nod incessantly when they are lying to you, too.
A study made by female sociology graduate students provided the result that the nod could be augmented. If the attackers are on the right, a very slight tilt of the chin rightward and then down was found to be more effective than a straight chinned nod. The glance must not be furtive. It must be full on with somewhat squinted eyes.
The failure to enhance the nod and menacingly squint could result in a 38% more likelihood of being attacked. Surprisingly to the researchers, the effect of not squinting but modifying the nod, or modifying the nod but not squinting had the same effect. That is a 46% more likely hood of attack.
There are other avenues of study including the effect of smiling or not smiling, showing lots, some or no teeth. These were not included however because the grant funds were all used up.
The use of a scowling glance and nod was rejected as being active rather than the always desirable passive state.