[Sub-Driver]

The jokes are endless..........

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Can call them The Wild-Smelling Bunch.

[Maceman]

Why don’t they just empty their swimming pools and hot tubs?

[Secret Agent Man]

i heard reports bono gave bathrooms up a long time ago.

[Alex Murphy]

In the definition of promises they can't keep (but it's the sentiment that counts), the three celebs pledge, "We won't go to the bathroom until everyone in the world has access to clean water and sanitation."

CBS News misspelled "defecation".

[DManA]

They have no idea why people there are so poor. Their “solutions” will make then poorer.

[needmorePaine]

The jokes are endless..........

Bono will be removing the number 2 from his band's name.



Number 2. Get it? Maybe the jokes aren't endless.

[Red Badger]

They’re all full of s#!t........

[Neoliberalnot]

Well matt, bono, and the rest of you elites stop hogging energy and resources at anywhere from 100 to 1000 fold what most US citizens use, only then can we talk. Ask these hypocrats how much material is in their home, how many hours and miles do they fly annually. Do they have private planes that hog energy to fly a few elites to far away places. Perhaps these phony pigs can live in a 900 sq foot apartment, and stay in one place for a few years. No flying, no driving, no exotic food. Live like the rest of us then you can rid yourselves of all that built up bodily waste.

[Mastador1]

I already thought Damon was full of sh*t, apparently his capacity is endless.

[DoughtyOne]

Do you ever find yourself wishing idiots would
keep their mouths closed so you wouldn't have
to know how really really really stupid they are?

I have an overuse of the word really permit.

[Irenic]

Silly fools.

[SoldierDad]

"We won't go to the bathroom until everyone in the world has access to clean water and sanitation."

Well, this can only blow up in their face.

[Ironfocus]

Insipid elite-speak nonsense. If you are so concerned about the water crisis, get your behind in economy class to central Africa and go help dig a well, use your Hollywood millions to buy some pipes and sanitation equipment, educate the locals about conservation, and stop blabbering about soiling yourself.

[untenured]

"780 million people, that's one in nine, lacks access to safe water," Bono says.

That fraction is probably the lowest in human history. If that's a "water crisis," well then crisis on.

[SeminoleCounty]

Of course....they will add more to the pollution problem with more adult diapers in the landfills

There protests would work better if they just take a leak behind a tree instead of peeing in the toilet

[a fool in paradise]

the three celebs pledge, "We won't go to the bathroom until everyone in the world has access to clean water and sanitation."

What a pantload.

[riri]

I have always said these nuts won't rest until WE are all peeing in holes outside somewhere.

Ofcourse, they'll all still have bathrooms with 22 karat gold fixtures.

[lwd]

If they would be so kind as to invite me over to their house I will be happy to participate in a "toilet strike" right on their dining room table.

As far as my home goes, I'll continue to flush.

[dfwgator]

In their honor I will flush my toilet an additional 10 times.

[Cyman]

The best solution to the age old problem of lack of water, food and shelter especially in desert Africa is the one proclaimed by Sam Kinison......moving trucks