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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas
The dog ate my homework. I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

"Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

24 posted on 05/17/2013 12:00:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
"Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

I love that. What movie is that from?

34 posted on 05/17/2013 12:03:50 PM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas
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To: dfwgator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFvujknrBuE


51 posted on 05/17/2013 12:14:24 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The Republican Party is dead. Let's not pretend otherwise.)
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To: dfwgator

You forgot tsunami...Carney’s favorite...


58 posted on 05/17/2013 12:20:06 PM PDT by matginzac
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To: dfwgator

You win the internet!


142 posted on 05/18/2013 11:51:53 AM PDT by gracie1 (Look, just because you have to tolerate something doesnÂ’t mean you have to approve of it.)
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