"the woman's husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off"
Could have happened, I guess.
To: billorites
Okay, who believes that story?........
2 posted on
05/09/2013 2:27:51 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: billorites
3 posted on
05/09/2013 2:28:27 PM PDT by
Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory, lasts forever.)
To: billorites
My wife, oh let me tell you, she’s got a mouth on her. I mean, the last time I saw a mouth like her’s, it had a harpoon in it . . . . .
4 posted on
05/09/2013 2:29:36 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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5 posted on
05/09/2013 2:29:57 PM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
To: billorites
Next time he tells her to put a lid on it she will listen!
6 posted on
05/09/2013 2:33:07 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: billorites
Had to have been a pneumatic gun. Only other type would use latex tubing bands to propel the spear shaft.
Seriously doubt he had an SMG.
(kind used in Jaws)
I’ve own that own which uses .38 blanks to propel the shaft. Its a very rare gun and didn’t work very well.
7 posted on
05/09/2013 2:33:36 PM PDT by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: billorites
“I didn’t know the spear gun was loaded”???
9 posted on
05/09/2013 2:36:41 PM PDT by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: billorites
Whadda ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes and a speargun spear shot through her mouth?
12 posted on
05/09/2013 2:45:04 PM PDT by
Rodamala
To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
Darks, you’ve outdone yourself once again.......
13 posted on
05/09/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT by
Lakeshark
(!)
To: billorites
To: billorites
The real question is... was she a whale?
/duck!
16 posted on
05/09/2013 2:54:29 PM PDT by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama lied .. the economy died.)
To: billorites
Damn that is awfully close to the cartoid attery too, she is lucky she didn’t bleed to death...
18 posted on
05/09/2013 2:56:32 PM PDT by
GraceG
To: billorites
Husband: “That woman was always shooting her mouth off”!
19 posted on
05/09/2013 2:59:31 PM PDT by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: billorites
Hooray and up she rises...
20 posted on
05/09/2013 3:03:23 PM PDT by
VR-21
(I'm weary of being lorded over by criminals and gilded degenerates.)
To: billorites
Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook harpoon in it. /Caddyshack
21 posted on
05/09/2013 3:13:14 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(3 guns when you only have one arm? "I just don't want to get killed for lack of shooting back")
To: billorites
She fell for him hook, line and sinker ...
22 posted on
05/09/2013 3:27:29 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: billorites
| "Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Sink all coffins and all hearses to one common pool! and since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee, though tied to thee, thou damned whale! Thus, I give up the spear!" |
|
Novel: Moby Dick: Or, The Whale, Herman Melville, 1851 |
24 posted on
05/09/2013 3:37:57 PM PDT by
Bratch
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25 posted on
05/09/2013 4:12:47 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
(("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.))
To: billorites
She has some serious buck teeth....
30 posted on
05/09/2013 6:08:43 PM PDT by
JZoback
To: billorites
Photo of the husband...
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