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Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in the mouth with harpoon
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| May 8, 2013
| Stan Lehman
Posted on 05/09/2013 2:26:47 PM PDT by billorites
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"the woman's husband was cleaning his spear gun when it went off"
Could have happened, I guess.
To: billorites
Okay, who believes that story?........
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:27:51 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: billorites
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:28:27 PM PDT
by
Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory, lasts forever.)
To: billorites
My wife, oh let me tell you, she’s got a mouth on her. I mean, the last time I saw a mouth like her’s, it had a harpoon in it . . . . .
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:29:36 PM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: billorites
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:29:57 PM PDT
by
Celtic Conservative
(tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
To: billorites
Next time he tells her to put a lid on it she will listen!
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:33:07 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: billorites
Had to have been a pneumatic gun. Only other type would use latex tubing bands to propel the spear shaft.
Seriously doubt he had an SMG.
(kind used in Jaws)
I’ve own that own which uses .38 blanks to propel the shaft. Its a very rare gun and didn’t work very well.
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:33:36 PM PDT
by
diverteach
(If I find liberals in heaven after my death.....I WILL BE PISSED!!!)
To: Red Badger
"Okay, who believes that story?........"I suppose it depends upon whether it has happened before.
If it's an habitual sort of thing then he's going to find himself sleeping on the couch for a while.
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:36:20 PM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: billorites
“I didn’t know the spear gun was loaded”???
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:36:41 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: Red Badger
Okay, who believes that story?........ I could believe it, except for the part where he tied the line off to the back of the boat and dragged her for a few miles.
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:40:03 PM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Autonomous User
next time, she brings the beer
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:45:02 PM PDT
by
fnord
(My life is like the movie Willard, except with hummingbirds)
To: billorites
Whadda ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes and a speargun spear shot through her mouth?
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:45:04 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
Darks, you’ve outdone yourself once again.......
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:47:10 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(!)
To: billorites
To: Pollster1
First rule.
You don’t clean any gun or spear gun or anything else capable of holding a cartridge unless unloaded.
Second rule.
Even if you checked and it is unloaded, maybe, don’t point it at anyone. Even if nothing happens you can develop sloppy habits.
In my opinion.
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:49:05 PM PDT
by
glyptol
To: billorites
The real question is... was she a whale?
/duck!
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:54:29 PM PDT
by
TexasFreeper2009
(Obama lied .. the economy died.)
To: glyptol
I am always skeptical when a man shoots his wife and “didn’t know it was loaded”. At least it wasn’t a longbow - that’s just slightly harder to pretend it was an accident.
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:56:24 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: billorites
Damn that is awfully close to the cartoid attery too, she is lucky she didn’t bleed to death...
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:56:32 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: billorites
Husband: “That woman was always shooting her mouth off”!
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posted on
05/09/2013 2:59:31 PM PDT
by
SoldierDad
(Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
To: billorites
Hooray and up she rises...
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posted on
05/09/2013 3:03:23 PM PDT
by
VR-21
(I'm weary of being lorded over by criminals and gilded degenerates.)
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