Police arrest cut-rate ‘dentist’ (Put him in charge of Obamacare)

Albuquerque Journal ^ | 2/23/13 | Bill Rodgers

[woofie]

A dentist in Santa Fe will fix your teeth for a fraction of the cost, provided you don’t mind him working with tools from a dirty tackle box.

Eliver Kestler Eliver Kestler, or “El Dentista” as he’s allegedly known to clients, is in Santa Fe County jail on charges including practicing without a license, distribution of a controlled substance, attempt to commit a felony, conspiracy and a warrant in a traffic case.

Kestler, 36, of Santa Fe, is accused of running an unlicensed dental practice, making home calls to clients in his red 2001 Chevrolet, according to a report written by Santa Fe Police Sgt. Mario Salbidrez. Photographs from the police show a dirty tool or fishing tackle box containing drill bits, syringes, false teeth and vials of drugs.

Salbidrez’s report alleges that he contacted Kestler and said he had a toothache. Kestler asked if his tooth had a hole, and the sergeant said he didn’t know but was in a lot of pain. Kestler said he could meet him off of Agua Fria Street within the hour.

[Graybeard58]

I suppose I’d better cancel my plans to open a cut rate gynecology practice

[woofie]

That was terrific ...
Can I find a street heart surgeon?

[onyx]

What? No picture of his red 2001 Chevrolet at the link!

I’m so disappointed..LOL.

[DocRock]

I love the part where the Doctor says, “I've done a lot of technical work... I've even repaired bicycles”. Maybe a street heart surgeon could be found at a MOTORcycle repair shop.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[struggle]

Hey guys... if you want to watch a f***ed up dentist, check this show I SUBBED myself:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xI7Z28tKJ-s

[woofie]

I liked the flies landing on that woman’s extracted tooth

[Kartographer]

New Mexico PING!

[Opinionated Blowhard]

making home calls to clients in his red 2001 Chevrolet

LOL. What a sight! A cut-rate dentist that drives around in a beat up old car making house calls. Should be a character in a movie. Of course, when his cure for your tooth ache is to tie a string around the tooth and the other side of the string to his bumper and then step on the gas, you know you haev problems . . . .

[Doomonyou]

Might want to run that thing though a dishwasher once in a while.

[szweig]

Pick up the DVD of “The Aristocrats”. In the ‘Behind the Green Door’ segment George Carlin tells the story about “The Dirty Doctor”. It’s hilarious!! Stevie666

[N-R-T]

[a fool in paradise]

Crazy Eddie Dental Care, “you won’t believe our low prices!”

[Revolting cat!]

WE DEMAND FREE MARKET REFORMS IN DENTISTRY!

[a fool in paradise]

fairtrade dentistry.

[Clinging Bitterly]

The guy is probably as good assome of the ones around Hobbs.