Fox News's Andy Levy Trashes Huffington Post: 'Hacky Pieces of Garbage'

1 posted on 04/21/2013 7:28:08 PM PDT by Kaslin

What else can you expect?

2 posted on 04/21/2013 7:30:41 PM PDT by ozzymandus

HuffyPoo Poops Out Again

3 posted on 04/21/2013 7:41:37 PM PDT by smoothsailing

Spelling Error? Total Baloney. How do you misspell Tsarnaev into Deschanel. I think most people would sue them into the stone ages.

4 posted on 04/21/2013 7:43:05 PM PDT by nickcarraway

5 posted on 04/21/2013 7:44:51 PM PDT by nickcarraway

To: nickcarraway

The closed captioning goofed. But I got a laugh from Mr. Levy’s name for Huffpost. Garbage, indeed.

6 posted on 04/21/2013 7:48:10 PM PDT by darkangel82

To: nickcarraway

“I sentence her to be taken from here and brought ‘round directly to my place.”

7 posted on 04/21/2013 7:48:52 PM PDT by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")

People with iphones text weird stuff all the time. Auto-spell or something?

8 posted on 04/21/2013 8:23:57 PM PDT by bicyclerepair (0bama is a POS, with all due respect to excrement.)

To: bicyclerepair

Closed caption:”Hacked”?!

9 posted on 04/21/2013 8:37:09 PM PDT by peteyd (A dog may bite you in the ass,but it will never stab you in the back.)

To: Kaslin; GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg

Zooey is guilty, of being a hot little sex tart.

But it’s not quite enough for me to sit through her sitcom. I would hardly call it terrorism though.

10 posted on 04/21/2013 11:17:51 PM PDT by Impy (All in favor of Harry Reid meeting Mr. Mayhem?)

While she appears at first glance to be extremely not-guilty, I am going to need to do some interrogation .. just to be sure.

11 posted on 04/21/2013 11:18:43 PM PDT by douginthearmy

There's nothing more irritating than watching a news cast showing someones misspelled, abbreviated twitter as a viable opinion on a subject.

They're/you're all twittering twats with no life.

Take your hash tags and....

BTW, "text" is not a verb and "texted" is neither a verb OR a word.

12 posted on 04/22/2013 12:02:20 AM PDT by lewislynn ( We bet on the black, it came up red.)

Yup, in 40 years we’ve gone from nattering nabobs to twittering twats.

13 posted on 04/22/2013 12:20:39 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)

To: nickcarraway

Phonetic mistranscription. Audio-to-test version of an autocorrect flub. Like the one in previous sentence.

14 posted on 04/22/2013 4:44:37 AM PDT by garbanzo (Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day)

To: Kaslin; Allegra; big'ol_freeper; Lil'freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; blackie; Cincinatus' Wife; ...

Re: Huffington Post Saturday for falsely accusing Fox News Channel of reporting actress Zooey Deschanel was a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing

Breaking News... Ken Brockman reporting.

While many different versions of this story have been reported, my crack... investigative team has cracked the case!

When asked why Fox News Channel would name Zooney Deschanel as the bombing suspect... Roger Ailes said, "Are you effing nuts? 'New Girl' is raking in the rating on Fox! We would never accuse one of our TV stars."

As reported, Maret Tsarnaeva, aunt of the alleged bombing suspects in custody... said, "I'm suspicious that this was staged."

Well, she appears... to be right!

Here is the screen cap... the Huffington Post offered up--

Yet it is a fake, as my team... has recovered the original screen cap before it was altered--

And here... it is!

My crack investigative teams has uncovered the real story... such as the original mugshot of Deschanel after she was booked following her last shootout.

Surveillance video shows Deschanel milling about... in the Boston Marathon crow seconds before the bombing--

And then here she is shown... running away to keep from being captured.

The night before the shootout, Deschanel was on the Craig Ferguson Show... poo pooing the idea those committing the bombing not being white Tea Party men with guns.

Looks like the plot... is thickening!

When the FBI started getting hints of her involvement, Deschanel tried a disquise... but it did not fool anyone.

Here, unedited is a photo from an FBI source of Deschanel while she was in the bottom... of the boat--

And from the same FBI source is a photo of Deschanel in the SUV... just before she backed over here sister Emily and made her getaway.

And when being questioned, Deschanel... played dumb and pretty.

When that did not work, she... stated taunting her questioners, saying, "I'd never date any of your guys!"

Why has this happened? Never fear, my crack investigative team... will stay on the case to get the real nitty gritty!

We now return you to this Free Republic thead still in progress... this had been Ken Brockman reporting.

15 posted on 04/22/2013 5:01:08 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

I'd like to join Commander Riker in applauding your most hilarious post:

16 posted on 04/22/2013 5:03:04 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)

17 posted on 04/22/2013 5:10:55 AM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)

While I thank you and Commander...

Riker, but I have to say--

Send money, not applause... preferably 20s and 50s.

18 posted on 04/22/2013 5:11:20 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

19 posted on 04/22/2013 5:16:11 AM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)

To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; Perdogg; NFHale

“Zooey is guilty, of being a hot little sex tart.”

STOP...IRMA TIME!

Never watched the show, doubt I ever will. Same as my fav, Keri Russell - never watched an episode of “Felicity”; the opening credits were enough for me.

20 posted on 04/22/2013 5:39:15 AM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Time to musk up.)

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