[ozzymandus]

What else can you expect?

[smoothsailing]

HuffyPoo Poops Out Again

[nickcarraway]

Spelling Error? Total Baloney. How do you misspell Tsarnaev into Deschanel. I think most people would sue them into the stone ages.

[nickcarraway]

Boston Manhunt Boo-Boo: Zooey Deschanel Called a Suspect in "Epic Closed Captioning Fail"

[Impy]

Zooey is guilty, of being a hot little sex tart.

But it’s not quite enough for me to sit through her sitcom. I would hardly call it terrorism though.

[douginthearmy]

While she appears at first glance to be extremely not-guilty, I am going to need to do some interrogation .. just to be sure.

[lewislynn]

There's nothing more irritating than watching a news cast showing someones misspelled, abbreviated twitter as a viable opinion on a subject.

They're/you're all twittering twats with no life.

Take your hash tags and....

BTW, "text" is not a verb and "texted" is neither a verb OR a word.

[Bender2]

Re: Huffington Post Saturday for falsely accusing Fox News Channel of reporting actress Zooey Deschanel was a suspect in the Boston Marathon bombing

Breaking News... Ken Brockman reporting.

While many different versions of this story have been reported, my crack... investigative team has cracked the case!

When asked why Fox News Channel would name Zooney Deschanel as the bombing suspect... Roger Ailes said, "Are you effing nuts? 'New Girl' is raking in the rating on Fox! We would never accuse one of our TV stars."

As reported, Maret Tsarnaeva, aunt of the alleged bombing suspects in custody... said, "I'm suspicious that this was staged."

Well, she appears... to be right!

Here is the screen cap... the Huffington Post offered up--

Yet it is a fake, as my team... has recovered the original screen cap before it was altered--

And here... it is!

My crack investigative teams has uncovered the real story... such as the original mugshot of Deschanel after she was booked following her last shootout.

Surveillance video shows Deschanel milling about... in the Boston Marathon crow seconds before the bombing--

And then here she is shown... running away to keep from being captured.

The night before the shootout, Deschanel was on the Craig Ferguson Show... poo pooing the idea those committing the bombing not being white Tea Party men with guns.

Looks like the plot... is thickening!

When the FBI started getting hints of her involvement, Deschanel tried a disquise... but it did not fool anyone.

Here, unedited is a photo from an FBI source of Deschanel while she was in the bottom... of the boat--

And from the same FBI source is a photo of Deschanel in the SUV... just before she backed over here sister Emily and made her getaway.

And when being questioned, Deschanel... played dumb and pretty.

When that did not work, she... stated taunting her questioners, saying, "I'd never date any of your guys!"

Why has this happened? Never fear, my crack investigative team... will stay on the case to get the real nitty gritty!

We now return you to this Free Republic thead still in progress... this had been Ken Brockman reporting.