Posted on 04/21/2013 10:50:10 AM PDT by matt1234
PUYALLUP, Wash. A manager at the Victorias Secret store at South Hill Mall was injured Saturday morning while trying to stop three women from stealing bras.
KIRO 7 Eyewitness News partner the Tacoma News Tribune reported the incident happened around 11:30 a.m..
According to police, three women entered the store and scooped up 150 bras estimated at $8,000.
The manager followed the women and tried to stop them outside of the stores entrance, but all three women attacked her.
Police said two of the women punched the manager in the face. The manager was also sprayed with an unknown substance by the other.
Witnesses told police the women were in their early-to-mid 20s. One was described as a heavyset white woman wearing a pink shirt, another was described as a thin black woman in a dark top and the other was described as a mixed-race or possibly Samoan woman in a dark top.
The manager was treated at the scene for facial bruising and swelling.
Oh dear. How was that done — suction or glue? I’m betting suction but I don’t know how one would do that.... assuming one were somehow minded to do that....
... and the poor fellow seems to have spilled quite a bit down his front before accomplishing the feat. Either that or he peed his pants rather spectacularly.
Sounds like a bad joke.
“So a White Chick, a Black Woman and a Samoan Girl walk into a Victoria’s Secret...
“The manager asks, ‘are you gonna pay for those or what?’
“The Samoan says, ‘What.’”
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