[OrangeHoof]

Here’s a little song I wrote
While in the corner, smoking dope
“Don’t worry. Be a hophead.”

Here is my advice to you
While the feds pretend to rescue you
“Don’t worry. Be a hophead.”

oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo (Don’t worry)
oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo, oo (Be a hophead)
oo, oo, oo, oo, oooooh (Don’t worry. Be a hophead)

The landlord says the rent is late
Just sit there and masturbate
Don’t worry. Be a hophead...

[PoloSec]

I presume you are retired, with not much to do.

If not...don’t give up your day job.