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Barack Obama's Statement on the Death of Margarat Thatcher (Satire)
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| April 8, 2013
| By Laz A, Mataz
Posted on 04/08/2013 7:52:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Madame Dufarge
I missed something, Laz has a peepee problem?
To: Lazamataz
“Noticed”? “NOTICED”?? An afterthought?
Probably more in line than the actual statement put out in his name, and which he probably had nothing to do with.
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posted on
04/08/2013 12:43:19 PM PDT
by
Exit148
To: Little Bill; Lazamataz
Well, it is self-reported and we have no clear definition of "problem."
To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS?
How 'bout them Sox, huh?
To: Madame Dufarge
To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS? Having followed Laz's career for the last 12 or 13 years it must be a doozy.
To: Madame Dufarge; Little Bill; golux
To further clarify, how did I WALK INTO THIS MORASS?See, that's exactly what I want out of life.
MOR
ASS
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:10:05 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
By some estimations, you’re half-way there!
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:13:12 PM PDT
by
headsonpikes
(Mass murder and cannibalism are the twin sacraments of socialism - "Who-whom?"-Lenin)
To: headsonpikes
Yeah. But no matter how much I get, I want MORE.
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:14:59 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Little Bill; Lazamataz
The LeBrea Tar Pits comes to mind.
Plus:
The pharmacy mixed up my prescription.
I fell and hit my head on a marble step.
Can you get a brain tumor on the outside, because I have this lump?....
What's that noise?
To: Madame Dufarge
Nice try.
You owe me a date, chicky, and it's gotta be a hot one.
;)
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:22:01 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Laz, you might follow the weight reduction formula that I suggested last Summer I think that would improve your chances.
Remember quantity is not quality.
To: Little Bill
Remember quantity is not quality."Quantity has a quality all of its own." -- Josef Stalin
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:29:39 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Well, you may have spelled "MOR" correctly but you're pretty much doomed to failure on the rest of it.
I think your model might be wrong.
Think, man, think!!
To: Lazamataz
You can't handle the truth.
To: Madame Dufarge
*sigh*
That means I ain’t gettin none, huh?
*****siiiiigggghhhhhhh*******
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posted on
04/08/2013 1:35:20 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
A quantity of Bapcis may seem great as opposed to the quality of a few 20 year old Polish girls. The getting to the end point is the same but in the morning the you don't run screaming from the room.
To: Lazamataz
Three Nuns, if you remember the joke.
To: Little Bill
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posted on
04/08/2013 2:07:58 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
04/08/2013 3:02:59 PM PDT
by
luvie
(All my heroes wear camos!)
To: Lazamataz
Thank you, darlin’! That’s a very good one.
I promise not to crop out your credit. [smiles]
To: Lazamataz
Of course you are.
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