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So that explains why people own firearms. It's not a desire to keep them and their families safe from feral yout's (Michigan Avenue, anybody), but penis envy!!

I HOPE this was somebody's idea of a weird April Fool joke.

1 posted on 04/02/2013 11:47:40 AM PDT by white trash redneck
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So OK, now we know why liberals own guns. Maybe someday they’ll figure out why the rest of us do.


2 posted on 04/02/2013 11:49:09 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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No its called freedom


3 posted on 04/02/2013 11:49:31 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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The same reason Democratic “men” and racial minorities worship Obama, coincidentally!


4 posted on 04/02/2013 11:50:09 AM PDT by MissesBush (The Fourth Estate has Become a Fifth Column)
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I’ll bet that the author is a gay man with a very, very small penis.


5 posted on 04/02/2013 11:50:29 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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http://www.calgunlaws.com/penis-theory-of-gun-ownership/


6 posted on 04/02/2013 11:51:22 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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there's nothing like guns to restore a sense of glories past.

Well at least there's one sentence we can agree with....

7 posted on 04/02/2013 11:51:24 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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The author of this piece even references that opinion article that claims mass shootings are a white male disease. They must hate white males pretty badly.


8 posted on 04/02/2013 11:51:48 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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"I have no penis! ... I Need a 50 Cal., maybe two!"


9 posted on 04/02/2013 11:52:46 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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Gotta be a delayed April fool joke.

Even liberals cannot be that stupid.

Oh, never mind........


10 posted on 04/02/2013 11:54:04 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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What? You were expecting something else?


11 posted on 04/02/2013 11:54:15 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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An estrogen riddled liberal male like Mark Karlin will never understand the purpose of 2nd amendment.


12 posted on 04/02/2013 11:54:33 AM PDT by avacado
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Pure tripe the author is an 6 O clock Noos fed moron. Like blaxk dont carry heat...and use it...often. Just would be racist to report it.


13 posted on 04/02/2013 11:54:33 AM PDT by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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The only possible explanation for utter offal such as this attempt at journalism is that the writer has serious problems with his sexual identity. Perhaps he should be honest and tell readers when he realized he had homosexual tendencies.


15 posted on 04/02/2013 11:55:23 AM PDT by txrefugee
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As outrageous as this seems to be at first glace, it actually is pretty well in line with liberal attacks on a whole host of conservative positions. Contempt for “white men,” the conservative position is based on irrational fears or contorted sexual feelings and ultimately the conservative position is just a way to let white men cling to illegitimate power.

Strip away the specifics and the argument alwasy comes back to something you’d hear in a 1990s Critical Studies or Feminist Theory course entitled “All Our Societal Problems Can be Traced to White Mens’ Insecurity About Their Penis Size”


16 posted on 04/02/2013 11:55:57 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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A simple background examination on web for this person leads one to believe he has an inordinate obsession with male genitalia Poofter, turd burglar, rump ranger, whatever you want to call it.
17 posted on 04/02/2013 11:56:02 AM PDT by Gaffer
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“On March 29 in the Washington Post, Charlotte Childress and Harriet Childress discussed the culpability of white male gun worshippers in regards to mass shootings (and that is only the most visible edge of the some 10,000 gun homicides each year in the US, in addition to countless gun injuries):”

And how many of these homicides actually were committed by white males?


18 posted on 04/02/2013 11:57:13 AM PDT by MNDude (I survived the sequester!)
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soooooo.... by extension women hate firearms because of penis envy?


21 posted on 04/02/2013 12:00:52 PM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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What we have here is racism.
If you were to substitute black for white, it would be
called racism so why is this any different.
I’m over race and I’m too old to have sex not to mention
that I can barely make out the front sight anymore so
I don’t need psycobabble to tell me who some metrosexual
thinks I am.

I own these arms because my father owned them and his
father and all the fathers of my line, do not think
that I will give them up.

Actually, I can still see the front sight and after all
that’s all you really need, your brain will do the rest.


22 posted on 04/02/2013 12:01:21 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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If black men have such great sexual security, why are they still a minority world wide.


23 posted on 04/02/2013 12:02:17 PM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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Many years ago I had a psychology prof who told me that the most interesting thing about Freudian analysis is that you learn a lot more about the person doing the analysis than you learn about the person being analyzed.


25 posted on 04/02/2013 12:02:56 PM PDT by JoeDetweiler
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