screw-em, they gotta give you at least one warning...
Posted on 03/13/2013 4:32:09 PM PDT by ican'tbelieveit
Week 4 (already!)
screw-em, they gotta give you at least one warning...
NASCAR should set aside one weekend, one track and host the Vegan Renewable Energy 500.
No meat, no smoking, no fuel other than wind, electric, “clean” fuel.
To make things fair Danica gets a 100 lap head start.
It could be the No Fun 500 at say Pocono...
Not to worry, they are going to have TV’s in the designated smoking areas under the grandstands so it will be just like watching it at home! ;-)
I could dig a Chevy Volt demo derby. It might be fun watching those things blow up in flames like the old Pintos.
Had a friend in high school who drove a pinto. We knick named it “The Cherrybomb”.
If any more people leave it will be hard to hit anyone in the head with a chicken bone without a sling shot. ;-)
I drove a pinto in highschool.
Your mom and daddy really didn't love you.....
You are right! I was looking for that one and I couldn’t find it again.
It was that or ride the bus.
Mrs p6’s family had a Pinto wagon with that green-yellow paint. They called it The Little Green Pee.
She tried learning to drive it but it was a stick.
Ended up running it backwards into the Camp Perry in Mercer PA gas station garage doors at full tilt.
Fark: She refuses to drive a stick.
Bonus...it didn’t explode into a fireball.
” Bonus...it didn’t explode into a fireball.”
LOL good thing, at a gas station she could have took out a city block.
The only safe way to drive a Pinto is with a manure speader being pulled behind it.
I’d rather drive a pinto than one of these
http://www.smartusa.com/
Is it me or does Tony Stewart resemble Hugo Chavez...?
And you survived???
There is a great picture of one of those being crushed between two trucks. It was smashed down to about 1 foot in width.
I have to wait to see Tony with a shave.
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