I drove a pinto in highschool.
Your mom and daddy really didn't love you.....
Mrs p6’s family had a Pinto wagon with that green-yellow paint. They called it The Little Green Pee.
She tried learning to drive it but it was a stick.
Ended up running it backwards into the Camp Perry in Mercer PA gas station garage doors at full tilt.
Fark: She refuses to drive a stick.
Bonus...it didn’t explode into a fireball.
And you survived???