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Workers ... bulldoze thousands of leftover Girl Scout cookies ...
The Daily Mail Online ^ | February 15, 2013 | JOSHUA GARDNER

Posted on 02/16/2013 6:32:08 AM PST by Uncle Chip

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1 posted on 02/16/2013 6:32:15 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip

Not the thin mints! Nooooooo!


2 posted on 02/16/2013 6:34:38 AM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: Uncle Chip

Those cookies must be made by a union.


3 posted on 02/16/2013 6:36:29 AM PST by Slump Tester (What if I'm pregnant Teddy? Errr-ahh -Calm down Mary Jo, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it)
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If they bulldozed any Samoans they are in big trouble —


4 posted on 02/16/2013 6:36:50 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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To: Uncle Chip

Ban cookie assault vehicles.


5 posted on 02/16/2013 6:40:44 AM PST by moovova
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To: P.O.E.

...think of all the people spared from type-2 diabetes...


6 posted on 02/16/2013 6:41:32 AM PST by who knows what evil? (G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
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To: Uncle Chip
Over the years I helped thousands of people re-route excess, surplus, and even crates of mail samples ~ of women's sanitary products to receiving organizations who know what to do.

Best target I found were the charitable groups who deal with women's prisons.

Cookies are far easier to reroute I am sure. There's no excuse unless these were contaminated in some manner.

7 posted on 02/16/2013 6:42:08 AM PST by muawiyah
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‘It’s a shame what happened in Riverside,’ said representative Michelle Tompkins, ‘but food is wasted all the time.’

People are killed all the time. Animals are abused all the time. People starve all the time. elections are stolen all the time. The msm lies all the time. What difference does it make?

8 posted on 02/16/2013 6:44:31 AM PST by bgill
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To: Uncle Chip

Oh, the humanity! *SOB*


9 posted on 02/16/2013 6:45:16 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Uncle Chip

13,000 boxes? Heck, if they wre all Thin Mints, I could eat that many at one sitting, LOL!


10 posted on 02/16/2013 6:46:05 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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To: Slump Tester

The Dark Lord’s consort is pleased...can’t have these things falling into the hands of the obese serfs.


11 posted on 02/16/2013 6:46:46 AM PST by dogcaller
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To: Uncle Chip

This really is an economic crime. If the objection is that people will wait until the cookies come up for sale at the lower price, then at least three answers are to tighten up the sales projection methodology to reduce the supply, do a better job on distribution, or cut prices to raise the demand.

I know people who only buy wrapping paper immediately after Christmas because it’s on sale, and the wrapping paper industry seems to be ok with that. Cookies well within their expiration date should be able to be marketed profitably without hurting regular sales.


12 posted on 02/16/2013 6:47:13 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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If they bulldozed any Samoans they are in big trouble —

huge mounds of bright purple cookie boxes
13 posted on 02/16/2013 6:47:48 AM PST by WSGilcrest (/s)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

You take an organization that represents values and morality, force them to accept everything that represents moral decay and then you get upset when they do not give you a handout?

Sounds about right for KKKalifornia.


14 posted on 02/16/2013 6:51:54 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: Slump Tester

Makes me wonder, did the girl scouts ever actually MAKE the girl scout cookies?

These days, I look at a Norman Rockwell painting and it looks like the Wizard of Oz...

Jeesh...


15 posted on 02/16/2013 6:54:52 AM PST by djf (Conservative values help the poor. Liberal values help them STAY poor!!!)
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The Samoan gods are purple with rage --
16 posted on 02/16/2013 6:57:09 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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I was at the Tampa airport waiting for a flight.

The person sitting next to me went to a donut kiosk, put in a dollar bill that unlocked the door and retrieved a donut.

Two minutes later, the guy came that serviced the kiosk. He opened the locked door, took out the shelf holding the donuts and dumped them all in the trash. I would estimate there were about 25 donuts.

Then he refilled the kiosk with fresh ones.

The guy next to me that just finished his $1.00 donut looked at me and said. "This is not going to be a good day."

I know what you are thinking Freepers. No. Nobody retrieved a free donut from the trash can.

17 posted on 02/16/2013 6:57:50 AM PST by mosaicwolf (Strength and Honor)
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To: Uncle Chip

Obviously they buried it in a cookie-free zone.


18 posted on 02/16/2013 6:59:42 AM PST by dubyajam (t "Life is Hard ... It's Even Harder When you're Stupid" --- John Wayne)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

“13,000 boxes? Heck, if they wre all Thin Mints, I could eat that many at one sitting, LOL!”

My problem, too.


19 posted on 02/16/2013 7:00:33 AM PST by Huskrrrr
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To: Uncle Chip

Certainly the food nazis are applauding this. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY needs to be eating this much sugar. This was done for the good of the people.

Besides who wants to support an organization like the Girl Scouts?

/sarc


20 posted on 02/16/2013 7:04:21 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal The 16th Amendment!)
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