Posted on 02/14/2013 5:06:35 AM PST by wesagain
'"WARNING: The following story contains language that some readers may find offensive"'
The University of Chicago is leaving little to the imagination with its Sex Week schedule, as it hosts a number of eye-opening events that it promises will go far beyond typical sex education with workshops including Great Oral Sex with Tea Time and Sex Chats, Anal 101, The Perfect Vagina, Sex Ed for Kids and a play titled Genitalia the Musical.
According to the universitys official webpage, the oral-sex symposium will include discussion on going down on men and women, techniques as well as individual differences and sexual health practices. Yes, expect tea.
Another workshop, titled Partner Acrobatics, advertises that members of a circus will teach you (and your friends) how to stand on shoulders and every other place on the body.
Well have a rope-demonstration where youll find that kink is really focused on consent and communication, the college also notes.
The session titled Anal 101″ is billed as a course on the logistics and pleasures of anal sex. It features lessons on prep, protection, barebacking, etc.
Other workshops will feature hilarious sex scenes from film and television, as well as a pornographic parody of the Star Wars saga. Axel Braun, director of Star Wars XXX and some 400 other porn films will even be on hand hosting one event.
The Sex Ed for Kids seminar asks: How do we talk about sex and its related concepts of choice, gender, and .........
(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...
From a “sick” state awash in filth, crime and unemployement.....this should help!..../sarc
The Chinese are studying physics and chemistry. The Indians are mastering business and IT.
And here, Johnny and Mary are studying.....
OMG!! OMG!!! ONLY GOD CAN HELP US!! We’ve lost our souls and our minds.
I remember when the anus was something your waste passed through, and wasn’t exactly a place to play around in.
The world sure is changing.
The endless ingenuity of creepy college instructors! Anything to get young fresh meat to provide titillating exchanges in the classroom — and later over drinks at a college bar.
So transparent!
Coming to an ELEMENTARY SCHOOL near you.
It’s just Higher Id doing what they do best.
In grad school, they move on to the ego.
Then they elect the superego to the highest office in the land.
I remember when your anus was a planet.
Well, I guess I can’t say anything.
Numerous times I have posted here about how worthless liberal run colleges and universities aren’t teaching kids any skills they can earn a living with......
while this might be a step in that direction, I was really thinking more of math and science!
The inmates are now running the asslyummmy FRiend. What was formerly up is now down. what was formerly white is now black. What was formerly right is now wrong. This is not happenstance. This was/is well planned in advance. Why? Because as a Nation’s population becomes more degenerate and perverted they lose their interest in freedom and personal responsibility. They become more dependent upon the Government [read slaves] for their existence and substance. Their desire for the Government to provde for their substace is that it relieves them of the responsibility of having to provide for substance,thereby allowing them to devote their entire enegeries to fornicating and using drugs. Therefore, they elect individuals such as obama to rule them because he/ she promises to take care of them. Since they now control the institutions of “education, expect to see their numbers increase.
How fortunate we are to have a Department of Education and teachers unions. Government schools provide students with the finest indoctrination that the taxpayers’ money can buy.
Your post reminds me of Rome. Unfortunately, our once great Republic will end up the same way.
If I could speculate on the mind of G-d, my guess is that He isn't pleased.
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The instructors are the children and grandchildren of LBJ.
It’s ok to wrtite God
this is K-12 in NYC and Kalipornia I bet
Graduate 1: Hey, man. This sucks. I went to the U of C and got my Masters in Masturbation with a minor in Cunning Linguistics and I can’t get a job!
Graduate 2: I hear ya. I’ve got an undergrad in S&M Theory and I’m working as the night janitor at a porno theater.
Chorus: What’s wrong with this system?
The Kama Sutra has been around since between 400 BCE and 200 BCE.
[Not really shocked, considering that porn has shown up even in cave drawings, great ‘art’ and literature, and has driven some of the developments in photography and video.]
Homosexual oral sex?
Its ok to write [sic] God
I do that in deference to my Jewish family members and friends.
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