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To: StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; Bethbg79; EsmeraldaA; MoJo2001; Brad's Gramma; laurenmarlowe; ...
Two ministers of two local Churches were out by the street pounding a sign into the ground that read "The END is Near! Turn Your Self Around Now! Before It Is Too Late!"

As a car speed by, the driver shouted out the window, You Religious #@$%^##**!"

From the curve the ministers heard screeching tires and a big splash. One Pastor turns to the other and say,Do you think maybe the sign should just say, "Bridge Out?!"

14 posted on 01/19/2013 5:29:36 PM PST by SandRat (Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SandRat

LOL! Splash!! They deserved it for being so stupid.


41 posted on 01/19/2013 7:26:15 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska ((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
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To: SandRat

This is great. I will be sending it to our priests.

“Two ministers of two local Churches were out by the street pounding a sign into the ground that read “The END is Near! Turn Your Self Around Now! Before It Is Too Late!”

As a car speed by, the driver shouted out the window, You Religious #@$%^##**!”

From the curve the ministers heard screeching tires and a big splash. One Pastor turns to the other and say,Do you think maybe the sign should just say, “Bridge Out?!”


110 posted on 01/21/2013 8:17:14 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Tagline space for rent to pay for some of my extra taxes the next 4 years!)
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