To: StarCMC; Kathy in Alaska; Bethbg79; EsmeraldaA; MoJo2001; Brad's Gramma; laurenmarlowe; ...
Two ministers of two local Churches were out by the street pounding a sign into the ground that read "The END is Near! Turn Your Self Around Now! Before It Is Too Late!"
As a car speed by, the driver shouted out the window, You Religious #@$%^##**!"
From the curve the ministers heard screeching tires and a big splash. One Pastor turns to the other and say,Do you think maybe the sign should just say, "Bridge Out?!"
14 posted on
01/19/2013 5:29:36 PM PST by
SandRat
(Duty - Honor - Country! What else needs said?)
To: SandRat
LOL! Splash!! They deserved it for being so stupid.
41 posted on
01/19/2013 7:26:15 PM PST by
Kathy in Alaska
((~ RIP Brian...heaven's gain...the Coast Guard lost a good one.~))
To: SandRat
This is great. I will be sending it to our priests.
“Two ministers of two local Churches were out by the street pounding a sign into the ground that read “The END is Near! Turn Your Self Around Now! Before It Is Too Late!”
As a car speed by, the driver shouted out the window, You Religious #@$%^##**!”
From the curve the ministers heard screeching tires and a big splash. One Pastor turns to the other and say,Do you think maybe the sign should just say, “Bridge Out?!”
110 posted on
01/21/2013 8:17:14 AM PST by
Grampa Dave
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