This is great. I will be sending it to our priests.
“Two ministers of two local Churches were out by the street pounding a sign into the ground that read “The END is Near! Turn Your Self Around Now! Before It Is Too Late!”
As a car speed by, the driver shouted out the window, You Religious #@$%^##**!”
From the curve the ministers heard screeching tires and a big splash. One Pastor turns to the other and say,Do you think maybe the sign should just say, “Bridge Out?!”
The Catholic parishes in Las Vega have gotten so many Casino Chips at every service in the offering plate that in order to count them all and sort out by Casino so that they may cash them in, that they have had to get a Monastery’s monks to do the task. The Monastery dedicated a team of monks to this task.
They Are Brother Theodore, Brother Simon, and Brother Alvin, the Chip Monks.