Posted on 01/02/2013 8:47:00 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A naked intruder who was trying to choke a pet Rottweiler was shot by a homeowner in Miami Wednesday morning, police said.
The bizarre incident happened around 5 a.m. in the area of Northwest 2nd Avenue and 56th Street when the occupants of the home were awoken when they heard a commotion and dogs barking.
When the homeowner went to check out the noise, he confronted the suspect, who was completely naked and trying to choke one of the dogs, police said.
"He comes out and spots a person who is not only fighting with this dog but is naked fighting with this dog," Miami Police spokesman Det. Willie Moreno said.
The homeowner opened fire twice, hitting the suspect in the leg once. The homeowner held the man until the police arrived.
The intruder was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital's Ryder Trauma Center where his condition was unknown. Police said he tried to bite the homeowners and police and workers at the hospital, and may be under the influence of drugs.
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"For right now it does appear to be a justified shooting," Moreno said. "This individual was acting irrational, fighting with the dog, and not only that, but at the point that the homeowner attempted to get this individual's attention, he immediately jumped onto the owner and started fighting with him."
Police said the suspect, who refused to give his identity, will be charged with burglary of an occupied dwelling with assault, animal cruelty, resisting arrest with violence and lewd and lascivious behavior.
Anyone who recognizes him is asked to call Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers at 305-471-TIPS.
DANG!
Just paint him with bacon grease and throw him to the dogs as is.
Just paint him with bacon grease and throw him to the dogs as is.
Must’a been sniffing Bark Salts.
There is something seriously wrong with the water in Florida. Way too many of these crazies.
And the moral of the story is...
Don’t get naked and choke other people’s dogs at 5 o’clock in the morning.
Gee... Ya Think?
No means no, even if she’s a real barker.
“Nude, drugged, and choking Rotties is no way to go through life.”
That would take big hands!
What’s up with all of these Obama supporters running around naked with Samurai swords and choking Rottweilers? I’ve heard of “spiking the football” but this is getting out of hand.
Naked Man Who Was Choking Dog
At first glance I thought this happened at Capitol hill in the fiscal cliff negotiations.
A little bizarre. Just a little.
Sorry, I know it’s serious but ROFL.
Thanks for the clarification officer. One would hope that falls into the realm of justified.
Reminds me of a sign my former neighbor had on the front of his house:
“Never mind the dog. Beware of the owner.”
“At first glance I thought this happened at Capitol hill in the fiscal cliff negotiations.”
Must’ve got it mixed up with naked Bawney Fwank choking chicken on White House lawn.
Is aw an earlier article where Boehner told Reid to “Go f... himself”.
Trey’s older, still warm brother? Whey da skittles / kibbles?
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