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To: LUV W

Well, I've gone and done ruin’t xmas...

2 Turtle Doves...roasted
3 French Hens...roasted
4 Calling Birds...stir fried
5 Golden Rings..pawned
6 Geese A-laying...Deep fried
7 Swans A-swimming...nasty birds shot in spite!
8 Maids A-milking & 9 Ladies Dancing...well, that's carnal knowledge...
10 Lords A-leaping, 11 Pipers Piping, 12 Drummers Drumming...sent them home without pay.

55 posted on 12/18/2012 8:14:47 PM PST by NYTexan

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To: NYTexan

But WHAT did you do with the Partridge?

Or are you not sayin”?

75 posted on 12/19/2012 4:57:25 AM PST by left that other site (Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)

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To: NYTexan; LUV W

ROTFLOL

76 posted on 12/19/2012 6:08:03 AM PST by beachn4fun (Lost: sense of humor. If found please return.)

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To: NYTexan; beachn4fun

Hey, why wasn’t I invited to the feast! ROFL!!

82 posted on 12/19/2012 6:53:29 AM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)

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To: NYTexan

Psssst....what happened to the partridge in the pear tree? Did he escape your carnage? *grin*

86 posted on 12/19/2012 7:23:59 AM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)

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To: NYTexan

Redneck 12 Days of Christmas:

Twelve-pack of Bud,
Eleven rasslin’ tickets,
Tin of Copenhagen,
Nine years probation,
Eight table dances,
Seven packs of Red Man,
Six cans of Spam,
FIVE FLANNEL SHIRTS!

Four big mud tires,
Three shotgun shells,
Two huntin’ dawgs,
And some parts to a Mustang GT!

95 posted on 12/19/2012 9:09:03 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)

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