I gets my Inspired Word from lolcats.
Posted on 12/14/2012 6:34:13 AM PST by Kaslin
Just because the fudge-packers have made it homosexual-friendly, doesn’t make it so.
Let’s take a wild guess here. The editors were from Sodom and Gomorrah. We have traversed this road several thousand years ago.
Got a funny one for you.
I know a homofem that is in seminary. Don’t ask, ‘cuz I don’t know.
Anyway, she was explaining the account of Lott’s wife.
See, Lott’s wife cared so much about the people of Sodom and Gomorrah that she couldn’t help but look back in compassion as they were destroyed.
To reward her compassion, God made her into a pillar, as in a “pillar of the community”, as a monument to her love and compassion for people.
when do they come out with a version that says not to look at a woman with lust? That would be useful for myself.
Serious, if meeting another dude and giving him a BJ is NOT a sin, then there is no such thing as a sexual sin.
If there’s no such thing as a sexual sin, is there such thing as other sins?
Riiigghhht. That's why God zapped Sodom and Gomorrah. That's why it mentions womankind with womankind. Itching ears and all.
It really isn’t that different from The Message Bible or the Passages Bible.
The nations are really separating themselves, one from another, aren’t they?
It is incredible to witness.
In the new version, Lot's wife is not turned into a pillar of salt. She and Lot are taken to a television studio to watch them film the next episode of Glee.
Oh. really?
What about:
Leviticus 20:13
"If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." NIV
"If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." ESV
" a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." KJV
English (KJV), Strong's #, Root Form (Hebrew), Tense
If a man h376 איש 'iysh
also lie h7901 שכב shakab
with mankind, h2145 זכר zakar
as he lieth h4904 משכב mishkab
with a woman, h802 אשה 'ishshah
both h8147 שנים shĕnayim
of them have committed h6213 עשה `asah
an abomination: h8441 תועבה tow`ebah [
they shall surely h4191 מות muwth
be put to death; h4191 מות muwth
their blood h1818 דם dam
[shall be] upon them.
The Septuagint,["Septuagint (sometimes abbreviated LXX) is the name given to the Greek translation of the Jewish Scriptures. The Septuagint has its origin in Alexandria, Egypt and was translated between 300-200 BC."] reads like this:
20:13 καὶ ὃς ἂν κοιμηθῇ μετὰ ἄρσενος κοίτην γυναικός βδέλυγμα ἐποίησαν ἀμφότεροι θανατούσθωσαν ἔνοχοί εἰσιν
An old Logos study Bible had the following in it (I’m paraphrasing as I don’t have the original in front of me):
“Jesus came to John to be baptized, but the latter refused because he knew Jesus was no winner.”
I’ve always assumed it was a typo!
Uncover the nakedness thereof is pretty straightforward in the OT.
Not much sinning gets accomplished while fully clothed.
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-The Bible is already friendly towards all manner of sinners. It is an offer of amnesty to those who will accept it.-
Ding ding ding.
That one, "lie with" and sometimes forms of the word "know" are all Biblical euphamisms that mean "have sex".
Is she enjoying her time at Bob’s Discount Seminary?
Messing with God’s word is worse than playing with fire ! Even though I teach part time college classes, I will not teach the Word since I would be afraid of saying something wrong where I can cause someone to be mislead. And teachers of the Word are held to very high standards and I know I don’t meet them.
See my above “gay seminarian” explanation of Lot’s wife...
The first commandment is this - If it feels good, do it.
There are no other commandments.
Regards, God.
This is why I could not vote for a Mormon or a homosexual for that matter who "edits" God's Word.
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