[SJSAMPLE]

I was watching Fox News this AM and they showed a Staten Island town hall meeting that was out of control.

It was disgusting to see so many people bitching and moaning to and about FEMA.

Why is it the federal goobermint’s business what happened to your home? Why are you moaning about your insurance settlements to FEMA? Why is it anybody else’s business where you’re now living?

FEMA’s failures are identified by the fact that so many people need it.

[MamaTexan]

the federal government announced Thursday it was looking into the possibility of housing residents on boats

By the time the feral government gets done 'exploring ideas', most people will already have their lives back together.

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You'd THINK the billions of OUR dollars we're forced to chuck down this black hole in the name of preparedness would mean they'd actually be .... ya'know....prepared!

[brooklyn dave]

Don’t put too much faith in FEMA THEY’RE INEPT
PEOPLE ARE STILL SUFFERING IN NYC FROM SANDY
AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT BEING HOMELESS

[austinaero]

I thought FEMA had camps and I thought one of the justifications they gave for those camps was to help out in case of a natural disaster. What’s with that?

[deport]

Fema used to have thousands of mobile trailers stored around the country for use in emergencies. I know they were selling a lot of them at reduced prices. Maybe they don't have facilities to park them in the area of need around NY/NJ.

[MinuteGal]

THE FEMA LOVE SONG

(Or - We're the Government and We're Here to Help Ya)

We're gonna put ya in a slow boat in Jersey
All to yourself alone
Getcha and keep ya on the dole evermore
Leave all your problems
Here on the sweet Jersey shore
Bob on the briny
As you freeze off your heinie
Huddled and cold as a stone
We're gonna put ya in a slow boat in Jersey
Just till ya get your loan
(We're loaded with mersey)

We're here to help ya with a slow boat in Jersey
All to yourself alone
Getcha and keep ya on the dole evermore
You'll be provided with some rum and an oar
There's an ice-covered pier for you to go find a beer
For the head use a pail
Throw it over the rail
Get a chill, use a sail
Spring a leak, start to bail
Yep, we're here to house ya in a bay cold and misty
So, all thanks to FEMA
(and don't forget Christie)

Leni/MinuteGal

[Lazamataz]

Well, I guess that does away with the FEMA Camp conspiracy.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

The USS Enterprise will be available soon.

Complete with its own self-contained power source.

[cookcounty]

And they crucified Brownie for the idea of putting people in trailers.

[q_an_a]

geez, does anyone remember that they brought in a cruise liner for Katrina and NOBODY got on? Does the government ever learn?? The whole point of the next TWO rounds of elections is a GOVERNMENT THAT IS SMALLER AND WORKS! / who am I kidding...?

[reg45]

Obama’s boat people.