HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?

TheCollegeFix via Instapundit ^ | 27 Nov 2012 | NATHAN HARDEN

[shove_it]

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

[palmer]

Does the dumpster diving looking for used rubbers count towards the hour?

That's priceless.

[a fool in paradise]

Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time

Now people are just haggling on the price it seems.

[Thorliveshere]

I’ll bring the condoms. I mean, that’s all she wants, right? ;)

[Psalm 144]

Sloppy thousandths.

[Mad Dawgg]

"HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?"

Does she do windows too or just general housework?

[Thorliveshere]

You know what, on second thought, she’s pretty gross. Never mind. }P

[FR_addict]

“Nine bucks an hour.She’ll be painting my barn.”

I like your answer. Treat her the same as anyone else.

[dead]

How much does it cost to not spend an hour with her?

[FR_addict]

It's only a phone call, not in person. Can't think of anything at all she would have to say that would be of interest to Freepers.

Isn't her 15 minutes of fame up yet???

[MinuteGal]

"Advice session will take place by phone".

Let your fingers do the flukin'.

Leni

[MayflowerMadam]

Probably cheaper than those pesky penicillin shots.

[COBOL2Java]

Where is she conducting the session?

[windsorknot]

For who she is and what she does, this woman gets far more attention and credit than she deserves. If I want an expert on anything, I’ll look elsewhere.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Ewwwwww!

[Cowgirl of Justice]

The cost of a shot of antibiotics.

[baddog 219]

What would I pay? It all depends if I can bring a wood chipper.......

[LouD]

Second Prize: TWO nights with Sandra Fluke.

[FrankR]

[Buckeye McFrog]

Rush, I know what you’re thinking. Rush, Rush....yes, it IS funny! But you know how much danged trouble it caused the last time? I wouldn’t touch this with a thirty foot pole. I’m begging you, Rush, along with everyone out there who sells radio ad time for a living....just WALK AWAY from this one. Let it go! DON’T do it, Rush, PLEASE, Don’t do it! Her fifteen minutes of fame has gone on far too long already.

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