Happy with FR now?
How about Contributing Tonight?
Posted on 11/06/2012 1:11:07 PM PST by nevergore
Laz the Rage Monkey has been found after going missing ealier today
Maybe he went to vote.
This is important?
Watch the video! Click the YouTube link...
This is a little fun on an important night....
Enjoy!
Then celebrate president-elect Romney!!!
Seventeen Lebanese belly dancers wearing red tennis shoes and little else kidnapped Laz earlier today and poured a quart of tequila down his throat in a fiendish plot to render him helpless.
Do to a lifetime spent conditioning his body and soul in the asceticism of a Shaolin priest, he prevailed over his captors, eschewing their blatant enticements, fought his way free after many hours of full contact Fung Goo (an ancient Mongolian martial art, especially effective against "clusters" of attackers).
He has now fully recovered and resumed his contemplative studies of art as found in nature.
Thank the powers above for his narrow escape, we happily welcome him back to the bosom of his cohorts.
Regards,
GtG
I know this is a false post....
If Laz was captured by 17 Lebanese belly dancers he would never even try to escape....
Unless it was to get some Cool Whip....and a midget...
I needed this thread today... breaks the tension.
Thanks from a fellow class of 2000 member.
No tension on this thread....
My bottle of Champaign is ready to go....well...it’sreally a bottle of Colt 45 but I’m ready!...After 4 years of Obummer, this is all I can afford...
Besides, Laz has escaped again and we need to capture him....
7 minutes of fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIm2dnyJ1Ps
Unless it was to get some Cool Whip....and a midget...
you forgot the three bottles of Mazola oil, 2 German Sheperds, the Flying Walendas, a 20 foot square of 10mill visqueen, and the Air Force Marching Band
Oh yeah 5 feather boas, four golden rings, three turtle doves, Oops wrong party, excuse please
G
potential Undead Thread ... it would seem that laz has double secret probation again ...
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