Posted on 10/22/2012 8:08:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I got some kinda cold when my nose runs like a spring and I cough all nite got up at 2 am til 5 am tryin t fix it......sippin coffee now too
Thanks for the LERT, you had me Hell...
That could help him.
Get you some REAL Sudafed.
SInce it appears that you are the one with the snotty nose and cough..me thinks you need to be the one finding da soap before shaking hands ;-)
I will not be posting much today.....the “speed” of FR has gotten on my last nerve, and I am fed up!
headed out to get some
medicine
I but soap by the crate thank you not too much and did you get another site when this dinaseur gets hit by the meteor ?
Did Lilith come out with her October surprise yet?
I thought it was just me. FR is slow the normal slow then slow then normal slow....
When I say REAL Sudafed I mean the generic REAL Sudafed.
It is amusing that the powers that be try to claim any and every excuse (like DOS attacks) etc....but yet can not explain to me why EVERY OTHER site I go to before, during and after debates and throughout the day works fine...just FR is slow-——————Must be those phantom servers (SPIT)
mama just grabbed that very thing....one thing we do it always go ax the pharmacist for advice before we shelf buy......free smart thinkin never hurts
Beck said Romney should say “Maybe you can answer that after the election, when you have more flexibility, like you told Putin”, then drop the mike and walk off. Gold.
I’ve noticed on left sites they say we know more about Romney than Obama... Interesting.
So what’s the pool on Alleed, illegal worker, affair, ex-LDSer re: 10 year old abortion story (which she had), or all three combined. She should have been disbarred during the Roe and Doe days; What a hack.
Last time I followed Dick Morris’ twitter feed.....
I am not a member of this site, but I may become one tonight LOL-—check this one out
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/board,64.0.html
OT
I went and looked at the new iPhone 5 yesterday just for sh_ts and giggles. I wanted to see how fast it was on the internets so I logged on to FR LOL! Holy Crap it was “instant”! So I tried surfing FR and every page came up instantly. So much faster than my MacBook Pro at home it feels like I’m on dial-up now...I think I’m gunna get me one.
LMAO check out the picture of these Liberal idiots shirts.....at post 3
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2948593/posts
Do we have a poll on how many Christians and non-muslims have been killed since Obama’s been in office?
How about how many troops died in Afghanistan vs. Bush?
This guy has been responsible for the worst loss of SEALS in history.
OBL couldn’t have done it better.
I was hoping for impeachment and maybe a flip of some of his over 100 dangerous EOrders and laws.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2948593/posts
Thanks!!! That pic deserves to make the cover of "Time" Magazine's "Person of the Year" issue, commemorating Democrat-supporting public school teachers.
Proud graduates of our public schools.
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