Posted on 10/22/2012 8:08:29 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yes, he is. As I posted in the Q&R thread (where I also posted some pics), they put some notes in front of him on the podium but he barely glanced at them. And no teleprompter necessary!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2948400/posts?page=25
Good Final Prez Debate Day Greetings, IMPR!
Hi all, I’m in late. However I made it just in time to hear the 62% poll....
Oh my! Was smelling salts involved?
Rush’s definition of Obama’s “mandate”(mandate based on not presenting his platform for a second term), if Obama wins a second term, is scary to the bone.
Wait what?
The Gloria All Red October surprise is Romney made a woman have an abortion?
I managed not to faint, even after he shook my hand and everything! He thanked me for coming out.
I wanted him to sign my ticket, but the SS moved him along too fast.
No! She’s complaining he tried to “bully” her into NOT having an abortion.
I commute deep into Philly every day. You could count the Zero signs on one hand. Same with the bumper stickers. Here in eastern Montco, the Romney signs are EVERYWHERE. They far outnumber Obama signs. I am very encouraged on PA. People seemed jazzed to vote for Romney.
The agent’s call for help, at the very beginning, to Washington, the Libyan authorities, and the Embassy in Tripoli, gets no result of any help;
Background Conference Call With Senior State Department Officials
October 9, 2012
http://www.state.gov/r/pa/prs/ps/2012/10/198791.htm
SENIOR STATE DEPARTMENT OFFICIAL:“...I neglected to mention from the top that that agent from the top of this incident, or the very beginning of this incident, has been on the phone. He had called the quick reaction security team, he had called the Libyan authorities, he had called the Embassy in Tripoli, and he had called Washington. He had them all going to ask for help.”
congrats but I cannot shake hands til you find soap
bwwahhhaaaaaa
I have to call BS just on its face.
Does that mean Mittens has an out of wedlock child?
I’m never washing that hand again . . .
He really is dreamy up close.
oops
“NOT” having an abortion? Yeah that’s so wrong. Big deal.
No, it was in his capacity as a Mormon Bishop, giving her counseling.
Which will come as a surprise to... (Freep Mail)
Here is a little something from the “Is Obammy so desperate he REALLY thinks we will believe this crap” files......
BREAKING: October Surprise — Iran Agrees To Nuke Deal with U.S.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2948573/posts
SATIRE LERT!!!!!!!!!! The above is satire...(but I suspecft the thought gave Obammy a tingle up his leg ;-) LOL
My “LERT” and I will be over there—————————> until I have had enough coffee to REALLY open my eyes ;-) LOL
OH, and as an aside....it is so nice to see FR already slowing down this morning, in anticipation of the complete ALL STOP later tonight during the debate!
Oh come on! And 0bama talked Vladimir Putin into letting our defensive missile systems back in Poland.
He’s an amazing diplomat!
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