Posted on 10/20/2012 9:07:44 AM PDT by P-Marlowe
Facing stiff opposition and an inability to enhance his increasingly impotent support among male voters President Obama today issued an executive order which eXtenz his reproductive choice policies under Obamacare to include requiring that all health insurance policies provide free prescriptions for Viagra and other male enhancement medications.
Obama was quoted as saying that we need to take a hard line stance on this issue and to help men to rise up against the Republican war against the reproductive rights of Americans. "It is simply not fair that men have to pay as much as $20 per pill in order to exercise their constitutional right to maintain their reproductive performance."
Obama then insisted that this policy will not only benefit the male population but will also benefit Women "for obvious reasons".
Critics have accused Obama of taking this hard stand on this issue in a cynical attempt to pander to male voters since his campaign to win votes among women by getting them to think with their reproductive organs rather than using their brains has been seen as largely ineffective.
Dr. Woody Hardpecker, a prominent Neuro/Urologist researcher was asked whether this strategy of appealing to male voters by promising an unlimited supply of free Viagra will be successful. Dr. Hardpecker said, "It is undisputed that the male species has a strong tendency to think with their penises and that critical thinking skills are minimized when the blood supply which is normally directed to feed brain cells is suddenly redirected to the male reproductive organ... In other words promising free Viagra to men is much more likely to garner electoral support among men than the promise of free contraceptives would do the same for women."
Political Analysts are waiting to see if this new policy will result in a rise in the sagging poles for Obama.
Bob Dole could not be reached for comment.
Only available at Chicago gay bath houses.
So, will he support private endowments with tax exempt status as well? Could be Hugh and perhaps Series.
So is this Obama’s war on or for women? “hard” to tell.
Men can get free woody’s and women get free contraceptives.
What a ‘stimulus package’ for ALL Americans.
Clearly, he’s not dicking around and being a skin flint himself, wants everyone in the sack, if only to prove even queens like him care about lunch “tools” everywhere.
Why doesn’t he provide unlimited beer too?
Soldier on....
Definitely a rise in the ‘poles’ for Obama along with ever increasing rates of ‘inflation’.
That was almost wascist ....
Straight and to the point.
He has cornered the prophylactic market..
Bend over here it comes again..
See your doctor if you have an election that lasts longer than four hours.
Just another case of Obama giving Americans the shaft.
It might help if the Messiah would provide free potassium nitrate (saltpeter) to the male population.
Quoting Obama directly from the last debate as he addressed Governor Romney:
“Yours is bigger than mine.”
thought you might get a kick out of this thread
He’s desperately trying to sway undecided and unexcited male voters with something they can hang their hat on.
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