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Posted on 10/18/2012 6:20:53 PM PDT by Rockitz
With the recent polls indicating the likelihood that President Obama will be looking at early retirement from public office in the near future, publishing houses are scrambling to sign the soon-to-be former president for his first post-presidential book. The top 10 working titles that Mr. Obama is purportedly shopping include the following.
10. Dancing with Czars
9. Biden Time
8. Bungling Benghazi
7. Doped and Deranged: My Time in the Whitehouse
6. Screams of "Why Bother?": A Story of Apathy and Incompetence
5. The Audacity of a Dope: Thoughts of reblaming George W. Bush for the past 4 years
4. Of Me I Sing: A Letter to Anyone Who'll Read It
3. Strange We Can Greave In: Barack Obama's Scam to Screw Americans
2. Forward.... to the First Tee: My Plan for Retirement
1. Jimmy Carter's Still the Worst White President in History
“Presidential Contingency Operation”
“Odyssey Dawn: Why You Never Name a War After a Stripper”
“Speach Tour for Dummies”
Schemes of my father(s).
“No Roots - The Saga of an Anti-American Family”
“The Tight Panic”
“Journey to the Bottom of the Sewer”
“Around the Muslim World in 180 days”
“The Greatest Lie Ever told”
“Tale of Two Sissies”
“The Godfarcer”
“A Bitch Too Farce”
“Sez Me Street”
To Kill a Mocking Big Bird”
“I Tried but I was Not Optimal”
Those are hilarious! Great job!
“Don’t bogart that joint”
“Praise Allah and pass the crack pipe”
“Michelle, my hell”
“The One and done”
“Can’t a brother get a mulligan”
“F¥€{ you America!”
“MOVE: It was Michele’s Initiative, Now It’s an Order”
My Struggle. Written in prison.
He will probably want to write a memoir of this campaign: “We Are Going to the Hu Ke Lau.”
Since he`s a double agent, they gave Obummer several book/movie deals:
“Gullible`s Travels”
“Dr. No Nothing”
“From Russia With Fluff”
“Goldfingernail”
“Thunderbelch”
“You Only Live Shysting”
“On His Majesty’s Secret Service Whoopee”
“Liars Are Forever”
“Live and Let Lie”
“The Man with no Holdin` Guns”
“The Sty Who Loved Me”
“Muckraker”
“For Your ICE Only”
“Octomoochie”
“A View to a Nil”
“The Living Solar Lights”
“Licence to Thrill”
“GoldenEyeSore”
“Tomorrow Never Lies”
“The Muslim World is Not Enough”
“Die Another Day”
“Casino Riyadh”
“Quantum of Solar”
“Skyfall In” [Coming in November]
Other films
“Never Say Never Again to Moochie”
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
A tale of two aliens
On a slow boat from Kenya
Drive for show, putt for blow
“Lots of Flexibility after the Election”
“So Nobody Wants to Golf Now -hun?”
“At my age, you can’t out drink the Secret Service”
Obama, Where Born Art Thou?
Lunch At Michelle’s
Out Of Kenya
Let Me Make This Perfectly Clear: Famous Obama Speeches
1001 Kenyan Nights
Slow And Sedate: My Work With The Mexican Drug Cartels
Whitey Ain’t Righty
Helping Amanda Bynes: A True Hollywood Sory
Giving The Bird To Those Who Hate Big Bird
I Acted Stupidly: A Memoir
Or moochelle’s...My Plate...heaped with crow.
LMAO. I’m not worthy. These are great.
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