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Is anyone out there picking up on this notion that Obama and Crowley colluded in advance over the Libya question? Other Freepers have pointed out that when Romney asked the question, Obama appeared smug(ger than usual) and turned to Candy to say “get the transcript”. How did he know that she had the transcript for that particular speech right on her desk?
Does anyone know what Tagg Romney said that has liberals all atwitter this morning?
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He said that when Obama accused his father of lying during the debate, he wanted to “clock” him.
I guess the libs think he was actually threatening O with violence. Sheesh.
There are also claims of video evidence showing that each time Obama pointed a finger towards Candy that she interrupted Romney. Now that could be ideological coincidence with two libs simultaneously realizing Romney was scoring a point but with all other factors considered, one must go hmmmmmmmmmm
Thanks! How silly. I wanted to punch him and Mitt Romney’s not even my dad.
Ding... Ding.... ding..... I was screaming this at my TV on debate night.....after I said "What the Hell!".....
He said he thought bout “taking a swing” at Obama after Obama repeatedly (strongly) implied his dad was a liar.
Oh my. Borrowing all that money from China to pay for welfare.
You know, Dear Leader’s pointing with that gnarly, yet effete, finger...and at the time I thought his weird pointing was like Slow Joe’s weird smirking. This take on the debate should run and develop gnarly, yet effete, legs.
The only reason that Crowley chose the question about Benghazi was to give Obama an opportunity to exculpate himself. I am sure that they colluded, maybe not directly, but through his campaign.
Great pic of a leering Bubba.
Speaking of whom, I just found out he’s supposed to be here in Pittsburgh today, along with such lib luminaries as Kofi Annan, for something called a “One Young World” summit.
Looks like a bunch of lib loonies pursuing their usual barf-worthy agenda.
LOL!
Just when you think the Obie campaign can't get any nastier...
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