I don't know what "ncomments" are, but I don't think Mormons have any more to do with my SOUL than Catholics or Methodists ...or any other religion.
lonestar, it might help to understand that this thread had originally been posted to the Religion Forum. It's since been moved over to news.
True; as long as you are in control...
If you have cable TV, there wont be much on to watch.
If there isnt much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.
If you open your door, you will see mormons.
If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into praying about whether something is true.
If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.
If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!
If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.
DONT be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.