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To: lonestar
...I don't think Mormons have any more to do with my SOUL than Catholics or Methodists.

True; as long as you are in control...



 

If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.


 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.


 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.


 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.


 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.


 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!


 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.


DON’T be a cultist!
Get DirectTV.

59 posted on 10/15/2012 12:02:53 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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To: Elsie
LOL!

I was going to ask if your work in advertising for DIRECTV!

60 posted on 10/16/2012 5:01:55 PM PDT by lonestar (It takes a village of idiots to elect a village idiot.)
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