To: TigerLikesRooster; AmericanInTokyo; Steel Wolf; nuconvert; MizSterious; nw_arizona_granny; ...
2 posted on
10/10/2012 9:23:05 PM PDT by
TigerLikesRooster
(The way to crush the bourgeois is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation)
To: martin_fierro
3 posted on
10/10/2012 9:30:50 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: GeronL
Sometimes, the jokes write themselves.
4 posted on
10/10/2012 9:32:25 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: TigerLikesRooster
Dad: Son, what do you wanna do with your life?
Son: I wanna be like Lathe No. 26; long may it spin!
5 posted on
10/10/2012 9:34:12 PM PDT by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: TigerLikesRooster
We need pics in order to judge whether this tool is worthy.
To: TigerLikesRooster
Lathes can’t defect, or die of starvation.
8 posted on
10/10/2012 9:38:30 PM PDT by
denydenydeny
(Admiration of absolute government is proportionate to the contempt one has for others.-Tocqueville)
To: TigerLikesRooster
The USSR used to honor workers (Stakonovite?), but not the machines,
To: TigerLikesRooster
So a lathe that has bad bearings gets beaten into scrap with sledge hammers, after all the handles are broken off?
10 posted on
10/10/2012 10:05:39 PM PDT by
jonascord
(Democrats are the people on the Left Side of the IQ Bell Curve.)
To: TigerLikesRooster
11 posted on
10/10/2012 10:27:59 PM PDT by
Minutemen
("It's a Religion of Peace")
To: TigerLikesRooster
It only makes sense, in a highly socialist society people are a one size fits all consumable commodity, to be used up and the remains cast aside like a lump of coal. A “Human Resource” if you will.
12 posted on
10/10/2012 10:34:54 PM PDT by
fella
("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again,)
To: TigerLikesRooster
That is hilarious, the best satire.... wait, it’s NOT satire??
dang
15 posted on
10/10/2012 11:26:37 PM PDT by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: TigerLikesRooster
whoever lathes last lathes best.
16 posted on
10/10/2012 11:31:48 PM PDT by
HiTech RedNeck
(let me ABOs run loose, lew (or is that lou?))
To: TigerLikesRooster
The tolerances on that thing must be so large by now you could probably do as good with a chisel and a hammer.
17 posted on
10/11/2012 2:47:49 AM PDT by
Moltke
("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
To: TigerLikesRooster
To every lathe
Turn, turn, turn
There is a season
Turn, turn, turn
18 posted on
10/11/2012 2:57:38 AM PDT by
Rocky
(Obama is pure evil.)
To: TigerLikesRooster
” But apparently the machine tool fell short of demonstrating its complete devotion to the North Korean Juche philosophy that might have earned it the ultimate honor — the Order of Kim Il-Sung . . .”
That honor is being reserved for Kim Jong-un’s massage chair.
20 posted on
10/11/2012 4:49:17 AM PDT by
Stosh
To: TigerLikesRooster
Megatron would approve!
21 posted on
10/11/2012 4:56:46 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
To: TigerLikesRooster
I used to work in factory that had a tube knit machine that had run continously since 1911. It simply never stopped.
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To: TigerLikesRooster
personally operated by former North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.
Master golfer, statesman, lathe operator,
is there nothing the helmsman couldn’t do?
24 posted on
10/11/2012 4:38:11 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: TigerLikesRooster
25 posted on
10/11/2012 4:43:56 PM PDT by
bert
((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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