Posted on 10/01/2012 8:01:44 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
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So frustrated about the polls. :(
Fear not, the polls are rigged.
Rush seemed unprepared last week.
Me too!!! I’m a nervous wreck.
Don’t worry about polls
I tend to trust Rasmussen. Disheartening to see 0 at 50%. I don’t understand. Are people truly this stupid?
I certainly hope even Rasmussen is wrong.
Also do not worry about...
Pole Cats
Polka
Polka-Dots
Pokemon
Porcupines
Porpoises
....
Happy Monday.
BF has already bought the negative spin. He kept saying all weekend: “Romney’s going to lose. It’s done. That #@%)# is going to get back in.”
I kept telling him not to believe the polls and the psy ops commentary that keeps coming from the press. It’s not over until the fat lady sings. And no, I don’t mean Hillary . . .
LOL!
There’s an awful lot riding on these debates. I don’t buy the undercutting of Obama - I think they’re lowering expectations so everyone will be wowed when Obama drops the boom. Media is always such willing accomplices in such ploys by liberals.
There is no reason why Obama should be near close to winning reelection.
Formerly broadcast station Clear Channel 640 AM WGST has migrated to EN ESPANOL Sports syndicated broadcast.
Most people use cell phones as their main line now and pollsters don’t have their phone numbers. And Most people won’t spend 20 minutes answering their questions on their land lines. It’s impossible to get a scientific sample anymore.
On the bright side Chris Plante has a new ring tone!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=obrugoDjzIo
Without the media defending him Obama would be down by 25%
I satired it:
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/debate-obamas-to-lose-is-romney-ready.html
But I guess I was too subtle, lol
Try www.unskewedpolls.com for supposedly non partisan counts.
I hear you brother! Except a 66 yard pass from the 1 yard line with 70 seconds left is not Cam’s fault. However I didn’t like him doing the “first down wave” right before he fumbled...made him look like a clown.
And at least Dufner held his part of the WAR EAGLE!
See if Bubbles can figure out all this out adguy speak, LOL!
Dufner rocked.
WDE and lets roast some pig next weekend!!!
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