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1 posted on 09/29/2012 11:25:00 AM PDT by Kartographer
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hire an off-duty cop to guard the store

duh...


2 posted on 09/29/2012 11:26:24 AM PDT by Mr. K ("The only thing the World would hate more than the USA in charge is the USA NOT in charge")
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Loitering “teens”? Don’t get me started.


3 posted on 09/29/2012 11:26:48 AM PDT by QBFimi (When gunpowder speaks, beasts listen.)
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What happened to 24 hour basketball?


7 posted on 09/29/2012 11:31:11 AM PDT by Ronald_Magnus
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Who does he think he is? He didm’t build it.


8 posted on 09/29/2012 11:31:42 AM PDT by all the best (`~!)
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Nothing about 5 guys with good shotguns and a few bandolier mag carriers couldn’t fix in an afternoon.

Cleaning up the neighborhood.


9 posted on 09/29/2012 11:34:18 AM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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Building next door at work plays classical music on outdoor speakers.
No feral teens hang out there.
10 posted on 09/29/2012 11:37:07 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Encourage all of your Democrat friends to get out and vote on November 7th, the stakes are high.)
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The first thing I would do is lock the rest rooms, turn off the water at the sink and raise the price of all drinks to $5.00 each.

Then I would hire a water wagon to come by every half hour, but on a flex schedule so no one could tell when, and wash the place down.


12 posted on 09/29/2012 11:38:02 AM PDT by old curmudgeon
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They are all good boys.
Their mama says so.
Its the other hoods in the crowd they are mixed up that are a bad influence.

/s


14 posted on 09/29/2012 11:40:04 AM PDT by Iron Munro (US Embassies Come and Go But An Obama Apology Lasts Forever)
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There was a device called the Mosquito which produced an unpleasant high frequency sound to drive off teenagers who can still hear it, while older people can't hear it. He might need to buy a few of those squealers.
15 posted on 09/29/2012 11:40:12 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("Government is the only thing that we all belong to"=implicit repeal of the 13th amendment for all.)
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We aren't teenagers

17 posted on 09/29/2012 11:40:42 AM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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Play a little bit of classical music, kind of loud. That will get rid of them


19 posted on 09/29/2012 11:41:44 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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Rumspringa


20 posted on 09/29/2012 11:43:42 AM PDT by Poison Pill (Take your silver lining and SHOVE IT!)
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Set a honey trap.

Take a van load of those captured and take them north of Toronto about 250 miles and release them


21 posted on 09/29/2012 11:46:22 AM PDT by bert ((K.E. N.P. N.C. +12 ..... Present failure and impending death yield irrational action))
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yep.

It would be racist to stop it.


23 posted on 09/29/2012 11:49:16 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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I didn’t even have to look at the video. I just ‘knew’.


26 posted on 09/29/2012 11:51:40 AM PDT by sheana
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(It's probably another gas station, but you get the idea)

27 posted on 09/29/2012 11:51:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Play Gilbert & Sullivan hits over the PA, both inside and out. I’m sure those Amish yutes would appreciate some classic show tunes.


28 posted on 09/29/2012 11:52:39 AM PDT by dinodino
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Shoot a couple of the little bastards and I guarantee the problem will cease.


29 posted on 09/29/2012 11:52:52 AM PDT by Tupelo (Republicans, ...Are any of them worthy of my vote?)
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The video confirms what we all knew when we saw the word “teen.”


31 posted on 09/29/2012 11:55:36 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Calling savages savages.)
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How about a Hello Kitty decorative theme?

TeleTubbies on the tv?

Baby powder scent?

Lock the door and do service through a window, unless you are a Member.


32 posted on 09/29/2012 11:55:36 AM PDT by married21 (As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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