He almost became one with that tiger, inside its stomach!
Laugh....if the guy lives, he’s got an automatic case for SSDI or SSI, based on whether the nut job ever had a job that contributed to SS or not. You’re looking at $2500/month for mental and/or physical disability....a tough way to circumvent the process but the gravy train rolls on thereafter...
Darwin Award ping. :)
And that, folks, is the prime product of our fine modern education and indoctrination system.
He thought the Disney movies were documentaries.
“I wanted to be one with the tiger”
Idiot. If they hadn’t of gotten you out of there, after about 24 hours, you would have been a “pile from the tiger”.
Sounds like the tiger shared his ‘feelings’.
How’s that New Age Spiritualism/Easter Mysticism working out for you?
Since his name is Villalobos, maybe he should have tried the wolf pen instead.
Sorry pal, it can’t happen. Even if you get eaten by the tiger, he will crap you out. You will be one with the pooper scooper, which would probably lend meaning to your existence.
The mauling happened Friday afternoon in the Wild Asia exhibit featuring a train with open sides that takes visitors over the Bronx River and through a forest, where they glide along the top edge of a fence past elephants, deer and a tiger enclosure.
Passengers aren't strapped in on the ride, and Villalobos apparently jumped out of his train car with a leap powerful enough to clear the 16-foot-high perimeter fence.
So they have a train with OPEN sides where passengers AREN'T strapped in? And it goes at least 16 feet in the air...did they think that nobody would ever try to jump from it? How about kids falling to the ground?
liberal mentality much like what thier trying with thier muzzie friends while trying to convince us.
Did anyone bother to ask him if he voted for Obama in 08?
To quote my father - Stupid SHOULD hurt
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Another near tragedy at the Zoo many years ago when a family visiting from Prague didn’t notice that their little boy had managed to get inside the Bengal Tiger Cage, by the time the staff got into the cage, the boy was missing, and the food that had been left for the two tigers (one the father, the other the mother) had been untouched.
A couple of tranquilizer darts and they took both tigers to the hospital, explaining to the surgical team what had happened and that they were afraid the little boy was running out of time, but they didn’t know which tiger to operate on, and if they chose the wrong tiger, it would be a fatal mistake.
The surgeon without hesitation said “the boy is in the father tiger, open him up!” and the team swiftly made a large incision and lo and behold there was the little boy, unconscious but alive.
The other doctors and the zoo officials were amazed and said “HOW did you know which tiger to operate on?”
The surgeon said “after 20 years as a doctor, I can assure you that the Czech is always in the male”.
:)
Tiger: Yummy!!