[Pharmboy]

How about fist pumping?

[Mr. Silverback]

NAPL!

[Pollster1]

Facial recognition software that is not robust enough to handle smiling? Sounds like a shovel-ready-purchase for our free-spending liberal government.

[x1stcav]

Tar & Feathers.

Or, lampposts.

[jughandle]

Facial recognition software? Wonder if it will recognize me if I eat extra salty food for a week before I get my license renewed next time. Face should be nice and puffy!

[Revolting cat!]

That’s because modern cameras don’t handle well the shadow of your smile!

[ClearCase_guy]

But the heat came round and busted me
For smilin on a cloudy day

-- Grateful Dead

[Third Person]

What’s to smile about in Jersey?

[Revolting cat!]

Here's my driver's license photo:

[moovova]

“Coffey said that residents are also asked to remove glasses and head wear, unless it is for religious reasons...”

Might be worth “choosing” to be female...a muslim female...for a day...just so I can wear a burqa while visiting the license bureau.

[cynwoody]

[terycarl]

Indiana has had the rule in effect for some time. Facial recognition software can readily pick out those who would seek drivers licenses in several locations. Jose Gonzales in Indianapolis, pedro arriba in south bend etc....it works fine and several have already been apprehended. These ID’s are used to vote and used for various nefarious activities....

[C210N]

Contortion of one’s face for a join-the-collective driver’s license?

This is tyranny folks. Along with so many other examples, we’re looking at despotism and tyranny right in the face.

Close to the lines in “Bananas” where the leader puts out an edict that all citizens must wear their underwear inside-out. And they have to wear said underwear on the outside... so authorities can check.

[Revolting cat!]

Acceptable in Noo Joyzee!

[Average Al]

How about mooning? ;-)

[rawhide]

If you are a moslem woman, how can they tell if you are smiling?

[ravenwolf]

I don,t blame her for walking out, but come to think of it what is there to smile about when you have to pose for one of your pigs.

[Jyotishi]

No smile in passport photo either:

Passport Photo Requirements

...
With a neutral facial expression and both eyes open
...

http://travel.state.gov/passport/pptphotoreq/pptphotoreq_5333.html

[republicangel]

Can’t smile in Virginia either and haven’t been able to since they put in the new driver’s licenses after 9/11. What happen? A reporter go and get a new driver’s license finally?

[Uncle Chip]

I guess it has to be mugshot quality.