Monica Lewinsky Gets $12 Million to Write Bill Clinton Tell-All: Report

US Magazine ^ | 9-20-12

[Lexington Green]

Arkancide under consideration...

[blueunicorn6]

12 million bucks to write a book about having sex with Bill Clinton?

“It was as exciting as watching concrete set up.”

That’s a lot of money for one sentence.

[Freedumb]

I would think that the $12 million will make some things easier to swallow, at least in retrospect.

[mass55th]

Couldn't resist responding to your graphic. A while back I saved the thread titled: Bill Clinton's memoir as told to Free Republic. It's dated 8/6/2001, and posted by Callahan.

The thread begins with: "Here's an entertaining diversion: Since we all know Clinton's book advance was a bribe by his cronies and not an actual payment to write anything meaningful or interesting, let's save him the trouble and write it for him. I'm sure if every Freeper contributed a paragraph or two who could have a full length memoir suitable for sale on Amazon.com."

It starts out with Callahan's post:

Chaper 1 - My mother, the Barfly

Post 2 ...on a cold and windy Arkansan night...by Freeper knarf.

It's a total of 72 posts. I don't want to post it because it may be too long, but if anyone wants a copy, Freep Mail me, and I'll cut and paste it to a message back to you.

[9YearLurker]

For $12M I wonder if I might find some old love letters I wrote to Bill—and never sent.

[Chode]

OHhhh WOe is me...
why's everybody always pickin on ME???

[Fast Moving Angel]

$12 million ... hmm ... pocket change for Clinton, given the mega-$$$ he’s made from all his speaking engagements. Wonder if he’ll try to match or exceed the offer to keep her quiet.

[Lurker]

Well said, Madame. Well said indeed.

[gopno1]

No doubt it will be a blow by blow description.

[RedMDer]

Let the excerpts roll out every week the month before the election.

Drip
Drip
Drip

[ScottinSacto]

Sell the movie rights too while at it....it will be one of the only original films that is not a remake/reboot/sequel/prequel in years. Though I bet someone already made the adult version of her book and experiences as an “intern.”

[Hotlanta Mike]

I guess we won’t be seeing much of Bill on tv in the future to avoid further embarrassment...

[Churchillspirit]

Didn't she go to Washington with the intention of seducing the POTUS?

"presidential kneepads" or something she talked about.

[mass55th]

Didn't she go to Washington with the intention of seducing the POTUS?"

Yes, and I had forgotten it, but someone on another thread remembered that while in high school, she had had an affair with her drama teacher who was married. Naive my ass.

[Some Fat Guy in L.A.]

Monica better stay away from parks and airplanes....people who cross the clintoons frequently tend to commit “suicide” or die in “plane crashes”.

[onyx]

$12 Million!

I knew she’d cash in one day, but $12 Million?

WOW.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

You know, I’m kind of a smart@$$.

But my best comment here is: No comment.

[onyx]

^5

[STARWISE]

All Linda Tripp .. remember how Monica felt Tripp was her enemy. And look now at what a friend she actually was ... pushing her to keep the proof of the undeniable lie to reveal the WH horndog slimy liar. Without Linda, she’d sure not be looking at these millions when apparently she has no other means of support.

[onyx]

Yes, indeed, you’re right, dear STAR!