Skip to comments.
Teenager 'accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ ^
Posted on 09/10/2012 11:46:47 AM PDT by jakerobins
and a testicle while cleaning a gun he had just bought, police said.
Michael Smeriglio, 18, initially lied to police and claimed he had been shot as he walked down the street in Port St. Lucie, Florida on Thursday.
But after he was questioned by police, he admitted he had done it to himself while cleaning a gun at a friend's house on Verada Street
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: banglist; floriduh; napl; nightintheruts; ouch; sourcetitlenoturl
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-82 next last
To: Travis McGee
It wasn’t jackassery, it was experimentin’. :)
61
posted on
09/10/2012 1:30:49 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Be Prepared...They Are.)
To: jakerobins
Shoulda used a Bore Snake instead of his pee pee.
62
posted on
09/10/2012 1:32:28 PM PDT
by
crosshairs
(America: Once the land of the free. Still the home of the brave.)
To: Little Ray
What sort of idiot doesnt clear the weapon before he starts cleaning?
Someone who is not necessarily nuts.
63
posted on
09/10/2012 1:34:30 PM PDT
by
crosshairs
(America: Once the land of the free. Still the home of the brave.)
To: Little Ray
64
posted on
09/10/2012 1:35:42 PM PDT
by
donhunt
(Certified and proud "Son of a Bitch".)
To: RingerSIX
Question: If you shoot your own balls off, does that make you an honorary Darwin Award recipient, even though youre still warmer than room temperature?
If he be blew both testicles off, they absolutely. In fact, because he managed to do so in a manner that can be described in a double entendre, I think he is in a good position to be nominated or win.
65
posted on
09/10/2012 2:05:47 PM PDT
by
rmlew
("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
To: RingerSIX
I believe the requirement is that the person be incapable of further contaminating the gene pool so this should qualify.
66
posted on
09/10/2012 2:27:24 PM PDT
by
Eagles6
(DNC 2012 Convention: Celebrating infanticide and sodomy. Denying God.What could possibly go wrong?)
To: CodeToad
Cleaning the gun: what they say when they shoot themselves while being a jackass.
Yep. In “ye olden days” a lot of suicides were also falsely reported as “gun cleaning accidents” on death certificates to defraud the life insurance company. But the insurance companies eventually got pissed off enough to crack down on it, so it doesn’t happen much anymore.
To: jakerobins
“Teenager ‘accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun”
From the looks of him society is now much better off.
68
posted on
09/10/2012 2:30:18 PM PDT
by
Brooklyn Attitude
(Why can't life be more like beer commercials?)
To: jakerobins
Okay, how is “Ow! My Balls!” not an actual show yet?
(Yeah, I know “America’s Funniest Videos” sort of is. But not completely.)
69
posted on
09/10/2012 2:50:23 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: jakerobins
Bad news is.........he’s getting a shotgun for Christmas.
70
posted on
09/10/2012 2:58:53 PM PDT
by
MARTIAL MONK
(I'm waiting for the POP!)
To: jakerobins
REAL men only clean out UNLOADED guns. He may look mean in that picture (midway down), but there will be a lot of disappointment amongst the ‘fairer sex’ once the status of his ‘apparatus’ is revealed.
71
posted on
09/10/2012 3:21:21 PM PDT
by
BobL
(You can live each day only once. You can waste a few, but don't waste too many.)
To: CodeToad
I am very lucky I steel have 20 digits and all my senses.
(Except the sense God gave a fool. I missed that one from the start. What’s it like?)
72
posted on
09/10/2012 3:25:07 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: Travis McGee
I only got the fool stuff, but I do still have 5 x 5 x 5 x5 x 1! (’cept the wife claims property to the 1)
73
posted on
09/10/2012 3:41:41 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Be Prepared...They Are.)
To: CodeToad
74
posted on
09/10/2012 4:11:51 PM PDT
by
Travis McGee
(www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
To: jakerobins
"There once was a man with a Glock
Who shot off the end of his ...."
naw that's just too easy....
75
posted on
09/10/2012 4:26:23 PM PDT
by
China Clipper
( Animals? Sure I like animals. See? There they are, right next to the potatoes!)
To: ken in texas
My thought exactly ! An honorable mention at the very least. 8*>
To: jakerobins
Look at the bright side: The bore’s clear.
77
posted on
09/11/2012 2:14:08 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Dear Florida,
Thanks!
Love,
North Carolina
78
posted on
09/11/2012 2:15:19 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
(What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
To: Titan Magroyne
I’m sure that West Virginia is appreciative too.
79
posted on
09/11/2012 5:49:56 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Travis McGee
You and me both.
I did some death-defying crap when Hubby (then boyfriend) and I used to dice in the canyons when we were dating. He rode a Dunstall Norton, and I was on a pocket rocket Honda 400-4 that had been uh... enhanced somewhat.
There is only one patch of skin that I’m missing on my left knee and a crushed knuckle on my left hand, but believe me, I deserved much worse.
Thank you, God, for sparing a silly broad.
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-80, 81-82 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson