Posted on 09/10/2012 8:18:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Rush I grew up in Yonkers it’s not all Liberal.
That women was Lynn Zaleski
My life didn’t change....but my suspicion and distrust did.
Romney better quit talking about how better off you were the last 4 years. It’s already a KNOWN and admitted fact that we are not. He needs to start talking about how things are going to be for the NEXT FOUR YEARS if Obozo gets in. And he better be blunt, to the point and dramatic!!! I’m sick of this wishy washy crapola with his commmercials. He needs to kick ass already.....the polls are showing they want to give Obozo MORE TIME. Romney needs to show us what MORE TIME WILL DO. Use charts like Perot did...anything....but quit talking about the past.
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