Posted on 09/10/2012 8:18:07 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks for the Ping, IMPR! Working on extensive “prepper shelf storage”, so I forgot the time completely. Thanks for the reminder! I hate missing “Rush Hour”...
Folks dependent on government money are going to either face inflation from printing money, or receiving bad checks or no checks at all.
You should be on that show.
Yep, I'm keeping an eye on that. And God knows what October surprise trick is up the 'RAT's sleeves....
I really hope the GOP has an October surprise of their own.
I’m not giving up at this point, but it looks like a hard slog from here.
Love it! Thank you, Kristinn, NonValueAdded and all involved for FReeping the punk in Melbourne, Florida!
I hope so as well, but I won't hold my breath...
Does the campaign accept food-stamps?
LOL! Obama’s? Most likely...
What worries me is that—and this relates to the article Rush just read—liberal Democrats seem to have hit on a “formula” for electoral success.
They chose Obama deliberately because he was a minority, and thus they could achieve their agenda through him because of it, using accusations of racism against his opponents in order to deflect criticism. Thus Romney appears reluctant to go after him too aggressively, and open himself up to the same accusations.
This is why they are trying to groom a hispanic like Julian Castro for the Presidency, looking to achieve the same results as they did for Obama.
fear not, we have Debbie Washerwoman Schultz on our side.
LOL—DWS: the gift that keeps on giving.
Heh; the publicity would not be a good idea. But I sure could show them a few things, especially my extensive underground ‘Family Survival Unit”, provisions, firearms & ammo etc.
Obama
You can choose a future where more Americans have the chance to gain the skills they need to compete, no matter how old they are or how much money they have. Education was the gateway to opportunity for me. It was the gateway for Michelle. And now more than ever, it is the gateway to a middle-class life.
RG3 was unfreaking believable yesterday.
So proud to be a Skins fan again.
Sorry about the Terrible Towels.
Eh—they’ll get over it.
I was shocked the other day to find out how much football tickets cost. That shows you how plugged in I am to sports.
On the news they announced that tickets to one particular game averaged over $450. I could buy a decent purse and a pair of shoes for that.
Cool, just found this for sale again(not that this fits my budget...);
Mary Ford’s 1961 Gibson Les Paul Custom Guitar
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mary-Fords-1961-Gibson-Les-Paul-Custom-Guitar-/110948386218?pt=Guitar&hash=item19d50a05aa
Price: US $250,000.00 Buy It Now
Mary Fords Personal Gibson Les Paul Electric Guitar History Channels Pawn Stars
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mary-Fords-Personal-Gibson-Les-Paul-Electric-Guitar-History-Channels-Pawn-Stars-/220939792311?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item337109afb7
Winning bid: US $110,000.00 [ 93 bids ]
I should add that is not a Les Paul model, it is a SG model
Today was the first time that I heard Rush address the impending financial collapse as a very real, imminent, and dire event.
He did couch it, though, as “only” if 0bama is elected.
I guess it will be less imminent if Romney gets in, but it is inevitable.
I give it until May, 2013 if ‘bammers is re-elected.
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