[Red Badger]

I don't think I'll be buying Big Gulps at Dodges anymore........

[RaisingCain]

Poor fella, that’s why I always make sure to pay the rent for my storage locker.

[Joe 6-pack]

"Florida “heavily regulates the disposal of human remains and biomedical waste,” Martin said."

Well, he didn't exactly dispose of them, now did he?

[Ken522]

Are Medical Examiners like this poor fellow affiliated with any political parties, or are they “party-free”?

[duckman]

Paging Ducky, please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[UCANSEE2]

"Don't worry, I have plenty of spare parts stashed away."

[gov_bean_ counter]

The entire organs found are less easily explained, he said.

... because you never know when you might be cooking for a group???

Was there any mention of Chianti or fava beans???

[miele man]

Well now, I wonder if we’ll see this on a future episode of A & E’s “Storage Wars”? NO doubt Dave Hester will be shouting “Yuup”!

[freedomlover]

A doctor was performing an autopsy on a cadaver that had an extremely large male member. It was so large that the Doc decided to cut if off and take it home to show his wife to see her reaction.

He put it on the kitchen table and asked his wife to come in and take a look.

She immediately blurted out: “Oh my God - Wilhelm is dead!”

[Oratam]

Is there something wrong...with my organ lust?"

[Richard Axtell]

Wasn’t it Hall and Oates that recorded “Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.”? Very sentimental and nostalgic aspect to all this, maybe?

[Jane Austen]

Much of the time when I read of something crazy happening, it takes place in Florida.