Man killed while trying to create Bigfoot sighting

AP ^ | 8-27-12 | Staff

[Dysart]

KALISPELL, Mont. (AP) -- A man who was apparently trying to provoke reports of a Bigfoot sighting in northwestern Montana was struck by two cars and killed.

The Montana Highway Patrol says the man was wearing a military style "Ghillie suit" and was standing in the right-hand lane of U.S. Highway 93 south of Kalispell when he was hit by the first car Sunday night. A second car hit him as he lay in the roadway.

Flathead County officials identified the man as 44-year-old Randy Lee Tenley of Kalispell.

[Dysart]

What a lousy way to shuffle off this mortal coil.

[FlingWingFlyer]

At least he died doing what he loved to do.

[Joe 6-pack]

Sas-squash.

[null and void]

Maybe. Maybe a bigfoot wouldn’t let him get off the road...

[krb]

+1

[shibumi]

He should have known that all he had to do was break out the Blueberry Bagels!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2793468/posts

Bigfoots get a whiff of those bagels and they’ll flock to wherever you are!

[Dysart]

I hadn’t thought if that way. Maybe you’re right. I mean, he could have died saving a child from a burning building, but it would have been hot and all. Staging a hoax must’ve been really meaningful to him.

[count-your-change]

Someone faked a Bigfoot sighting? Shocking!

[jazusamo]

Thump, thump. A double squash.

[moovova]

Darwin wins again.

[matthew fuller]

Automatic Darwin award.

[Cicero]

I feel sorry for the two young girls who hit him with their cars.

[max americana]

He didn’t need a disguise to see a sasquatch..

Just turn on the White House Channel and you’ll see “one”..

[fieldmarshaldj]

RIP.

[evad]

Darwin does rule.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Irony, you lovely bitch.

[One Name]

A close cousin of the a-bump-in-the-road-snowman.

[Revolting cat!]

Randy

[gitmo]

That reminds me of the CSI episode where someone hit a Furry in a coyote costume. They had to investigate the Furry freaks in their Furry orgies.

I stumbled on one of their websites the other day. These clowns spend thousands for their getups.

[Dysart]

Call me cynical, but I sort of get a flavor that this Bigfoot thing might not be real after all and certain people just like the watching the circus. Next thing you know we’ll find old Nessie is also unreal. And Aliens— how long until they’re at last debunked? I hear tell you abduct them for kicks, and I want to believe you, but I need proof because I’m losing faith here.