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Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Lady Parts
News Busters ^ | 8-27-2012 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 08/27/2012 1:04:49 PM PDT by servo1969

Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."

Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: supremedoctrine

Last ditch alternate title: `Godzilla & King Kong Versus Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.’


41 posted on 08/27/2012 4:05:16 PM PDT by tumblindice (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: IronJack

“Naomi Wolf: “Flow, I moan” is a palindrome. The letters spell the same backwards & forwards, not including punctuation & caps. An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters, as when the immigrant French author Sanche de Gramont anagramitized his surname into the more American sounding “Ted Morgan”.

Now, is this a palindrome?

“T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad. I’d assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.”

From “Here at the New Yorker”, Brendan Gill, 1976.


42 posted on 08/27/2012 5:02:52 PM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
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To: Erasmus
By golly ... yer' right! Missed it entirely!

I give up ...

43 posted on 08/27/2012 5:11:32 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: tumblindice

Hope and Crosby: The Road to Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.
Abbott and Costello Meet Naomi Wolf’s Vagina.
(remakes along the lines of the latest 3 Stooges movie.)


44 posted on 08/27/2012 8:17:48 PM PDT by supremedoctrine
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To: savagesusie

To clarify, that quote was actually from Schaefer referencing Gibbons.


45 posted on 08/28/2012 5:29:56 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter knows whom he's working fors)
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To: servo1969

Liberals are nuts. There should never be in power.


46 posted on 08/28/2012 5:34:29 AM PDT by Vision ("Did I not say to you that if you would believe, you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40)
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To: SnakeDoctor
She got beat within an inch of her life by her anarchist husband, got raped a time or two (at least), and was a hooker for a while. Makes sense that she hated men.

It sounds like she tried to shove her head up her behind, and got the wrong orifice.

47 posted on 08/29/2012 11:09:08 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: servo1969

I hear that Naomi Wolf is going to be the ‘surprise’ guest speaker at the RNC.


48 posted on 08/29/2012 11:13:10 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 ( Lame and ill-informed post)
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