Chicago Mall Erects Monument on Site of First Obama Kiss

Breitbart ^

[chessplayer]

Some moments deserve a monument. Some do not. This point is apparently lost on the owners of a Hyde Park shopping mall, which just installed a ton-and-a-half stone marker to commemorate the spot where Barack Obama first kissed his future wife, Michelle. The plaque, which features a picture of the couple dancing – Obama looks like he’s grimacing, and Michelle looks strangely pleased –

[chessplayer]

“This, of course, begs the question as to where sycophants of Obama will next erect monuments. They could place a monument at the high school where he first joined the Choom Gang.”

[Kartographer]

I recommend they place a mirror, so ‘O’ can kiss the one he loves the most!

[HIDEK6]

Didn’t I read somewhere that Bain Capital rescued that mall from insolvency?

[Oldeconomybuyer]

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/16/romneys-bain-saved-site-of-obamas-first-kiss/

[Vermont Lt]

Oooooo....girl kisses. Yuck.

[Iron Munro]

They forgot to put Larry Sinclair’s name on it.

[kempster]

I could think of another thing they could erect in the mall that the people could kiss.

[SERKIT]

There might be similar monuments in Gurnee dedicated to Larry and Barry - one for each "event" surrounding the wild limo ride.

For the Michelle monument, is this story really about Michelle or is this another compressed/condensed/conglomerate pseudo-girlfriend who may have actually been a gay partner?

[LyinLibs]

I’m building a bronze statue for the spot where obama first kissed larry sinclair’s wang.

[GeorgeWashingtonsGhost]

Cool.. They have a photo! LOL

[SkyDancer]

Gag me with a spoon.

[Lurker]

This is one of my societal warning signs.

Oh shit.....

[dayglored]

Glory be, what a convenient hole!

[Jim from C-Town]

Even better, They rescued Baskin Robbins/ Dunkin Donuts from insolvency and turned the companies into raging success.

[Jim from C-Town]

Speaking of which I give that rock less than a week before it is used as a public toilet for #2. i already am thinking of driving the six hours to Chicago to do #1 on it!

[HereInTheHeartland]

I think this is a great idea, but there is more to be done. They need to name the immediate area “Narcissist Square”

[simonpaul]

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I am new at this and I’m looking to get fresh tips on conservative news. Any ideas? I am on Free Republic constantly of course but I am trying to organize all this information to form a narrative..

Looking forward to some feedback!

[Terry Mross]

This made me throw up a little.

I hope all conservatives in the area boycott this mall. The mall owners have a right to put up the monument. Consumers have the right to shop elsewhere. And if the businesses there are hurt they should complain to the developer.