Posted on 08/07/2012 6:17:01 PM PDT by crosshairs
Obama: "I meant 'CHANGE' America's form of government, not 'CHANGE' business as usual in D.C."
I am white, hear me roar.
"Look, I'll give you $1000 a week to be my food taster. And if you get poisoned and die, your family gets $1 million."
The crowd is looking at those treats and noticing that the king does as he pleases, yet they are aware that "My Big Phatass Michelle" would surely confiscate the same from their hands.
"Have you guys ever heard of 'chew & screw'? Listen up. Here's how it works."
LOL
“Diabeetus”
“What’s with the sleeves kind of rolled up? See, this is called a short sleeve shirt. I’m pretty sure you can get them in DC.”
"This restaurant had nothing to do with making these. This is my first real accomplishment."
"I am proclaiming these illegal by Executive Order."
"Obamacare will not raise the price of these by even one dime. So we partake."
“Here’s Lizzie Warren’s buffalo steaks.”
“No....seriously.....this is my invisible squirrel Bob. I’ll sell him to you for a three million dollar campaign donation.”
“And see, everybody works as hard as they can just because they should and they only take the bare minimum of what they need and then the socialist fairies come and make it all better.”
LOL
“The Won.”
Or, now that we know he isn’t the first black President....it it “The Wan”?
They’re not smiling because they’re terrified of all the Secret Service goons lurking just out of camera range.
“If I had a business, it would look like somebody else built it”
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